ISIS Suicide Bomber Tries To Sneak Up On Iraqi Soldiers And Misses His Mark [NSFW]

Submitted by: daegog 4 months ago in News & Politics NSFW


Iraqi Army soldiers on the roof and on the back of a house which had an ISIS fighter inside then this happened...
There are 12 comments:
Male 8,792
"Damn it Carl!"

And now he gets to find out that the 72 virgins he gets are all guys who fell for the 72 virgin crap.
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Male 1,535
I hate it when that happens said no suicide bomber ever.
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Male 89
Poof goes the terrorist.
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Male 598
He was so exited he prematurely detonated!
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Male 5,421
What do you think happened? Did a round from the Iraqi soldiers cause the explosives to detononate prematurely? Or did the bomber accidentally trigger the switch when he was racing around the building's corner?

With that many Iraqi soldiers firing at him, I don't know how he figured he'd be able to get close enough to kill them with that bomb.

Update: Watched it a few more times in slow-mo. It appears that most of the Iraqi soldiers were concentrating on an entrance at the building's side and the bomber's plan was to run up behind them. Unfortunately for him, by the time he emerged, a few of the soldiers had shifted their attention to the rear of the building and saw him coming.
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Female 4,656
squrlz4ever  heh coming
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Male 5,421
melcervini LOL *eeep eeeep eeep eep eeep EEEEEP ahhhhhh* (squirrel orgasm sounds)
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Female 4,656
squrlz4ever then "zzzzzzZZZZzzzzz *snort* zzzzzzz
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Male 4,194
squrlz4ever originally they were all at that corner, but they backed off just a few seconds before he bombed the corner.

My guess is they have seen that trick enough times to never hang out on the corner.
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Male 5,421
daegog Ahhhh. That explains a lot. Thanks!
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Male 149
INSTA-KARMA! Now with more "jihad"!

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Male 8,199
That's scary, I can't believe people are willing to pull this shit.  What a bunch of cowards.
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