Whale Surfaces In Front Of Kite-Boarder, Man Most Likely Evacuates Bowels In Wetsuit

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 4 months ago in Sports


Next time, whale. Next time.
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Male 6,243
hmm.. i found this suspicious so i analyzed this at 0.2x this is what i found:
ok,
  • 0:07: so first he pulls back on his ride to slow down, looking at something to his right "woah!" he says.  I'm thinking he may have seen it then.
  • 0:08: he looks up to the camera and back down then moves towards it on a slanted heading toward the right. knowing he's being filmed,  it almost like he's thinking of doing something on camera.
  • until 0:20 he is slowly lining himself up to get close with his finger on his mouth, he looks hard at it as he nears, and then quickly far away for just a moment, like acting a great scene.
  • 0:22-0:23 is the impact.  at first there is spray, but there is no breaching waves, it's like the whale was already above water and blew a spout as it was going. The whale gets hit in the head by this guy filming himself, then goes back down.
  • 0:24 then he speeds off

then i watched it again with this in mind in normal speed, my suspicion is this might have been an intentional whale assault for the sake of a you-tube video
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Male 3,617
monkwarrior we're all glad you're on the case detective
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Male 6,243
rumham just doing my duty.
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Male 3,617
monkwarrior you said doody
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Male 6,243
rumham still dealing with your vortex?
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Male 6,202
CURSE YOU WHALE AND DOLPHIN!
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