This Is What Alex Jones' Rants Would Sound Like As A Bon Iver Song

Submitted by: thunderbear 4 months ago in Funny


Baby-making music you can then turn around and eat your babies too. Hail Satan!
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Male 1,087
This is what conservatives believe though. 
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I would like to see his video recording demon people saying they want to eat babies.
perhaps there is a group of people in his life just p pranking him so well he has just become super paranoid.

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Male 592
bill_watson The door to the props and costumes department of the X-files was unlocked, and we were bored.
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Male 5,413
Brilliant. Perhaps the world isn't going to heck in a handbasket. Maybe... just maybe... this is an over-the-top comedy show.
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Male 1,891
squrlz4ever He admitted in court that he only plays a character on TV during his divorce.
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Male 5,413
insaneai I'd heard that once or twice before and your comment made me look up the details just now. The attorney for Jones's wife had assembled a lot of the more outrageous quotes of Jones in an attempt (an effective attempt, I'd guess) to portray him as unhinged. Jones's wife was trying to win sole custody of their children and the quotes definitely made it sound like Jones is not exactly father-of-the-year material. Jones's lawyer, as a matter of course, responded by saying, in essence, "Oh, it's all acting. Pay no attention to those things my client side. It's just a show."

I'm not so sure.
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Male 1,891
squrlz4ever Either way, I can only take him in small doses.  I'm not much for sensationalism unless I'm trolling for fun or to relieve boredom.

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Male 5,413
insaneai I'm with you on the small doses, that's for sure.
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Male 8,177
Good lord I couldn't stop laughing.  Well glad our POTUS get's our advice from such a wonderful human being like Alex Jones.
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