This Guy Attempts To Eat 203 Chips Ahoy Cookies -- That's 12,800 Calories!

Submitted by: panth753 1 year ago in Funny


How fast can one man consume roughly 13 lbs. of cookies and milk in one sitting? Let's find out.
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Male 6,745
Seems like a really bad idea.
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Female 1,413
Oh,Barf! A diabetic's suicide.
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Male 417
Don't know if this is true but seemed appropriate. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/3170jy/i_found_a_shoe_lace_in_my_chips_ahoy/
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Female 461
My gut hurts from just watching this. Wow! He probably puked it all up when the camera went out to make room for the last 6 cookies. Wonder what his stomach felt like after this, Yikes!
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Male 12,285
personally i would never do this, but if i was going to i would blend it all up into a cookie/milk mix and drink it all
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Male 8,680
I have no idea how this guy does this. How did his stomach accommodate that much mass? One gallon of milk and a HUGE quantity of cookes? Where did it go?! The empty human stomach is the size of a softball. It amazes me that his stomach could expand to hold that much food without rupturing. Ooof. I don't even like thinking about this.

Fun post. Thanks, Panth!
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Male 9,903
squrlz4ever It's training. Over time you can train your stomach to expand more than usual.

This is why the majority of your eating champions are skinny. When you're fat your mass prevents the stomach from being able to expand as much. 
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Female 9,763
squrlz4ever From what I read in the comment section and saw from other videos, this guy seems to be a competitive eater. Still doesn't answer all your questions, but it does explain how he got all the cookies in his stomach.
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Male 8,680
panth753 That information helps. I'd guess he's trained his stomach to expand to an incredible size. Still hurts to think about.

Here's an interesting bit of trivia. I once read that the reason champion competitive eaters tend to be on the slim side--and not overweight--is because the stomachs of overweight people are girdled with a layer of abdominal fat. That fat prevents their stomachs from expanding beyond a certain point. So the next time you're at a hotdog or buffalo wing eating contest, don't put your money on the fat person!
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Male 42,934
It's possible I guess... but why?

It's nice to... have a hobby?
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Male 5,395
Stack 4...2x2 back to back...soak in milk and consume.  To reduce calories..."reduce fat" Chips Ahoy...they taste better actually.

God I miss cookies!
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Male 4,086
kalron27 im sorry, what do you mean you miss cookies? is there some sort of cookie famine where you are from? is there some sort of shortage in the ingredients to make cookies? i would hope not, people use eggs and flour and sugar for a lot of things. youre a grown ass man arent you? there is no problem with you walking into a store and picking up solely a package of cookies. who is going to judge you? no one! cookies are amazing, who could possibly hate cookies? a soulless heartless monster thats who. 

Lego Robin - "What's the vigilante policy on cookies?" 
Lego Batman - "UNLIMITED!"
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Male 5,395
robthelurker I know...I know... but as an adult I decided to limited my intake of unnecessary consumption of substances to beer and booze.

It's a fair trade!
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