This Machine Can Make Hundreds Of Joints In Minutes

Submitted by: fancylad 1 week ago in Tech


This is how your grandkids are going to be rolling joints in the future.
There are 33 comments:
Male 1,355
Haven't really been involved with smoking in 25 years or more so I have know Idea how all these new fangled smokers work or it there really better. Couldn't roll a joint to save my soul when I was a kid (started about age 14, 1968) carried a rolling machine handy little device that made a perfect joint one at a time, after some time went  by a friend showed me how to use a dollar bill, picked up an Australian bill when there and carried it for years, I could still roll a good one if I had a flat hard surface but slow and all that. Does any one remember the Marrygin machine for cleaning out the stems and seeds? It sure saved time from raking the shit out and gave perfect rolling material.
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Male 2,275
casaledana on man, I haven't used the dollar bill method is quite some time...I'm going to have to try that again just for kicks.

But dollar bills aren't just used for rolling joints...*sniff sniff*
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Male 1,078
Still takes too long. This is why I prefer a good bowl! 
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Male 2,881
Jeez, I knew a guy way back when, that could have had a couple of dozen rolled before that there machine was set up.
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Male 2,518
Nothing beats a bong.  
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Male 2,275
dromed How about a Jong?  I have a friend who machined a slider piece that you but a joint into.  Joint...Bong...Jong...
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Male 2,518
kalron27 The ingenuity of the weed smoker can be quite something to behold.  "Ok we got some weed...now we need a device...soda can....potato...bell pepper bong....socket wrench...foil pipe....etc."
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Male 452
The future is awesome! Right now sucks balls.
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Male 1,258
Don't....Bogart.....that....Joint my friend....pass it over to me....
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Male 2,275
I always say that learning to roll one is an important thing in life, much like changing a tire and driving stick.  It's survival tactics!
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Female 3,534
kalron27 and something that has eluded me since I started smoking (my sister got me high when i was 10, yeah, mom would have KILLED her had she known lol)  but my abilities, or lack thereof ALWAYS makes my joints "pregnant" in the middle :B .. so I stick with gravity bong-hits lol 
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Male 2,275
melcervini the trick is to roll from the middle out to the ends to even that out.  Practice makes perfect!  Keep on practicing...
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Female 3,534
kalron27 I know though! lol My sister would plunk a pound down in front of me and a pack of papers and had me roll.  They NEVER run or go out, just fat af in the middle  :B

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Male 200
Whatever happened to just using an apple, or a soda can?
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Male 14,870
That looks like tobacco to me.
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Male 3,716
That's amazing! I can't believe someone finally got around to inventing a cigarette machine. /Sarcasm
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Male 394
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Male 393
Ah god damn it.. I'm so not a stoner that when it says joints I thought "Wow what a medical breakthrough that we can create joints to help people with arthritis and osteoporosis now."
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Male 394
That looks far to complicated for your average thickheaded stoner to operate.
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Male 537
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Male 8,333
I don't get it. People are still smoking joints? 

I'm not a huge pot fan, but of the dozen or so times I've partaken or been around it in the past few years it was single hit and quit. Pot is so strong now that smoking a joint would make you sick. 
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Male 1,078
holygod Depends on who you are. My nephew and I smoked out this past 4/20. Over the course of the day, we smoked around a dozen blunts, made and used a gravity bong for several hits, and used my little home-made bong more times than I can remember. No sickness at all, and it was some primo stuff. Good times! My nephew is already trying to make plans for next 4/20....
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Male 5,101
holygod cause people must learn to grow their plants and not to buy insane products around.

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Male 2,275
holygod Joints are for sharing!
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Male 5,101
kalron27 hmm right also if sometime a well prepared "personal" is a joy.
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Male 2,275
piperfawn nothing wrong with a personal...nothing at all :)
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Male 3,533
kalron27 Pass da damn ting mon!
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Male 2,275
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Male 3,533
holygod Wont make you sick but it's a waste. Sometimes you just can't get any higher.
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Male 8,333
trimble I don't know man. I hadn't smoked in 10 years. My brother brought over some shit and I took 6 or 7 hits like I used to in high school. Afterward he told me that probably wasn't a good idea because it was single hit shit.

I started seeing streaming lights everywhere then I got really light headed and started having this pulsing sound in my ears. I threw up and fell asleep on the bathroom floor feeling like the room was spinning. I thought it was laced with something and he just shrugged and said it was "good shit".

Had a similar experience when I accidentally ate 3 times as much edibles as I was supposed to.
 
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Female 3,534
holygod I use a "gravity bong"  1-2 hits of some higher quality stuff will last you for hours.
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Male 537
melcervini Vape, but that's because I live in an apartment building.  The smell of burning it would cause complaints.  Not exactly the same high as smoking but it still works :)
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