Amazon buys the pretentious Whole Foods for $13.7 billion. What's Amazon up to? What's Jeff Bezos up to? There's lots of speculation about what he's going to do in the groceries since this is Amazon's first venture into the industry, but you can assume your local grocery store will go the way of your Tower Records and Borders Books.
The talking heads in the above clip are fucking annoying, but they bring up some interesting theories.