Ladies Of IAB: Your Perfect Lipstick Color Is The Same Shade As Your Nipples

Submitted by: fancylad 2 months ago in Lifestyle


For the record, I've always said this -- the mainstream media is finally catching up with my theory!

There are 14 comments:
Male 5,422
If nipples are the part I think they are, the females where I am from do not have them. They do not have lips for that matter :-(
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Male 15,063
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Male 3,982
Draculya LOL... Drac! I don't think those were the lips to which he was referring.
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Male 606
thezigrat Amusingly, didn't you once state that your species had more than 2 genders ?
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Male 492
punko It probably depends on the time of year.  And that isn't to say they don't have females (or female equivalents).  Add in the limitations of the English language which means that the closest way he can come to describing the sacred and traditional mating rites is "7 way gang bang with a new jersey steam roller"
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Male 3,982
The color of a woman's nipples change a lot during her lifetime. Do they even sell brown lip stick?
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Male 569
Thanks for the hairy nipple video, Fance :(

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Male 898
PurpleNurple?
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2,735
Breast bikini top ever. 
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Male 39,247
Gentlemen your perfect shade is . . .
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Female 3,902
Gerry1of1 Meat Missile Purple
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Male 365
melcervini My shade is Purpled-Headed-Womb-Ferret
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Male 488
melcervini extra points if you can find one that has that veiny 'orange peel' effect!
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Male 569
melcervini The longer I hang around here, the more I like you.  Lol!
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