Gwyneth Paltrow’s "Bio-Frequency Healing" Sticker Packs Get Rejected By NASA

Submitted by: stifler 5 months ago in News & Politics


Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website, Goop, tried to sell stickers you adhere to your body made from the same conductive carbon material NASA uses to line space suits. The stickers were supposed to improve your mental and physical health.

You would all know immediately that its bullshit, but I'll bet plenty of idiots still bought into it.

If Goop is going to claim 'NASA uses it' they probably should've checked with NASA to see it they actually use it!

And then I also found this article on the Goopster -- it looks like someone else is sick of the 'wellness business' bullshit. And if that is not enough -- she's also selling sex toys.

I don't care how hot your chick is -- she doesn't need a 24 carat gold dildo which will set you back $399 (and if you bought it direct from China with out the gold stripe, probably only $5!!)

Still, I would crawl over broken glass to suck the dick of the last guy who shagged her.
There are 11 comments:
Male 8,204
What a joke.  Shame on her for being a snake oil salesmen.
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Female 425
and all the koolaid drinkers who will spend that 120 on a sticker will be the same ones to buy Paradas 180 dollar paper clip.
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Male 40,584
Am I the only one who truly hates this cow?
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Male 5,427
Wow. I had no idea Paltrow was behind such a website. Just browsed it and here's a typical offering: A subscription to a daily 6-pill vitamin pack (nothing different from what you'd get at your local CVS, so far as I can see) for $900 a year. This is a website targeting well-to-do, bored, ill-informed, New-Agey women. Uggh.
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Male 1,544
squrlz4ever for $900 a year, Gwyneth had better come by to administer those vitamins in person!
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Female 4,659
squrlz4ever she's a crackpot.  Imma go blaze up with Stif
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Male 5,427
melcervini LOL! Stifler is a riot. He's Australian, too... so I give him extra points for that too, right out of the gate.
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Male 765
squrlz4ever Its pathetic. These are supposed to be intelligent people that we, mere mortals, look up to. But anyone selling this type of shit should be required to insert it in their arse daily for 6 months, and then if they are still alive bludgeon them with it.

These sorts of 'natural healing', crystal waving, holistic twig waving, copper tube wearing , magnet swallowing, homopathetic, alternative cowpat eating, bum flushers really bug me.

They are preying on the older, weaker (as in terminal) and stupid.
The stupid I dont care for so much - they are stupid; and to be honest they need to depart the gene pool. How the sperm that made them got past the tonsils is anybodies guess. But I digest.

The elderly and weaker/feeble don't need to be fucked over with this shit. Their money needs to go to proper care.

So that is the healing part of this shit - now the sexy part!

If someone thinks that a 24 carat gold plated dildo or a remote controlled gold guilded twat tickler is what you need - then go for it. I can guess your type exactly! I have your pretentious attitude nailed.

I would never want to play finger twister with them. Hopefully the men who can afford these women and do put up with their singleminded attitude to life, realise this too and dont actually use them for breeding - just a pump and dump cunt.


Hmm. I havent even had a beer yet, maybe I should and take the edge off. I feel like I might be erring on the side of dank today! 

Stif's out!
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Male 1,562
stifler don't sugar coat it, tell us how you really feel:)
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