What Does This Giant Schnauzer Know That Told It To Keep That Kid Out Of The Water?

Submitted by: fancylad 3 months ago in Funny Weird
Dog keeps girl from wandering too far out in the ocean.

Pretty sure my dogs would've just toppled over that kid and went on with their day.
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Male 8,280
My niece, who is in a power-chair, used to love to ride around the yard (BIG yard). Clara, her German Shepard, would tag along.  One time whenever my niece got to close to a pile of concreted Clara would get in her way, even climbing into the power-chair to keep her from going too close.

My brother investigated and found a 5' rattle snake in the pile. 

Good dog.

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Male 3,982
megrendel HOLY HECK! That is amazing. Awesome story.
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Male 8,280
squrlz4ever She was a wonderful dog.  Was a sad day when they lost her.


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Male 488
Good dog!
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Male 2,563
Is that a herding breed?
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Male 264
daegog yep - it's a working dog, and herding is among the work for which they've been bred.  They also make good guard dogs, police dogs, etc.
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Male 366
Hard to tell from that but it looks gray and overcast.  That is weather that surfers call 'sharkey' because it seems more people get bitten by sharks when it looks like that.  Maybe pup pup knows there is something out there.
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Male 1,336
some dogs can sense when Cthulhu is lurking under the waves.
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Male 5,431
spanz You should not name he who shall not be named!
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Male 5,431
spanz You should not name he who shall not be named!
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Male 5,431
spanz You should not name he who shall not be named!
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Female 5
I want sex for one night? Come on best Dating site http://wantsdate.com
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Male 5,431
karrrinika Don't humans die after spawning?
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Male 3,982
karrrinika You do?! HOLY CRAP, what a coincidence! I want sex for one night too. ~Squrlz clicks link~

Guys, if I'm not back in an hour, send someone after me.
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Male 3,982
squrlz4ever ~swept away to some disreputable website somewhere, Squrlz is struggling to navigate the screens~

~An image of a radar scope appears~ "NOW SEARCHING FOR HORNY WOMEN IN YOUR AREA..."

~Squrlz is excited~  Wow. Who knew such such technology existed!

"SELECT YOUR IDEAL BODY TYPE..."

~Squrlz checks off "Thin," "Asian," "Nice legs," and "Fluffy tail"~

"PLEASE ENTER EMAIL ADDRESS..."

~Squrlz enters in Fancy's email address and clicks the Next button~
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Male 245
squrlz4ever  I spent way too long googling Skinny Asian squirrels...
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Male 3,982
toetagmodel2 The world is a veritable cornucopia of female eye candy, both rodent and hooman. Observe.





AROOO! Alas, neither of these fine specimens came up last night on that website's "HORNY WOMEN IN YOUR AREA" radar. What a rip-off! I'm demanding a refund of the $39.99 I charged to Fancy's credit card, but I'm not optimistic.
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Male 3,982
squrlz4ever You know the best part about replying to your own comment? You get a little (1) notification afterwards. What usually happens is I get all excited, thinking "Oooh! Someone cares about something I wrote!", then I open my notifications and I find it's just me.

Then I'm like, "Hmmm. Wonder what I wrote to myself. I better check this out...."
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Male 1,670
squrlz4ever I care about what you write.
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Male 3,982
insaneai Why, thank you, InsaneAI. That's very nice of you.

~Squrlz turns to Stan, his chickadee buddy~ See, Stan? Some of the hoomans read what I write!
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Male 80
The dog seems to make the girl fall at the end...
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Male 39,777
Protective pup is protective! Lolz
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