This Texas Guy Is Suing A Woman For $17.31 Because She Repeatedly Texted On Their First Date

Submitted by: fancylad 1 week ago in Funny Lifestyle Weird


Brandon Vezmar, 37, is suing an unnamed woman, 35, after she texted between 10 and 20 times  15-minutes into their first date at the Alamo Drafthouse.

"It was kind of a first date from hell," he said. About 15 minutes after the movie began, Vezmar said, his date, who he met online, started texting on her phone. "This is like one of my biggest pet peeves!"

Vezmar said he asked her to stop, as he was worried about getting kicked out of the theater, but she refused. Vezmar then suggested she go outside to text... she left the theater, and never returned. He's suing for $17.31 for the cost of the tickets.

It should also be known that the Alamo is notoriously hard-assed about phones in their theaters. They banned Madonna for the very same thing.
There are 9 comments:
Female 14
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Male 7,754
Wow, what are the chances of a girl being a total bitch?   If I'd known I could sue girls for that I'd be rich.  

In reality, you can't, so move on and quit being a whiny bitch yourself.  Consider yourself lucky it only cost you $17.31 to find out she's a bitch.  It cost many guys half their shit and alimony to boot.
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Male 303
Must be a really slow news day
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Male 156
Used to be - bad date = moving on. Did the rules change and I didn't get the memo?
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Male 1,504
Was she hot at least?
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Male 38,498
As far as I know, there are no laws that require you to be polite on a date.  The right to be an ass hole is one of our most important rights.
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Male 579
Yeah, love the Alamo Drafthouse, especially when I drank.  I guess it's becoming more common in more places but it was the first place around here that is a movie theater that serves food an alcohol.  The food is actually damn good too.  There is a "table"(more like a narrow shelf) in front of you, with room in front of that for waitstaff to come by.  They crouch and walk low so they don't get in your way too much and there is NO TALKING to your waiter.  You must write down what you need.  No phones allowed out and there is a good chance you'll get caught with the waitstaff constantly going by.  Almost every time I have gone I have seen someone get kicked out.  

That said, this guy is an ass.  Obviously, she's not the one for you, but you asked her out so you gotta deal with it.  What a petty asshole.
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Male 5,179
waldo863 the woman really sounds like a ass to be that impolite that she would whip out her phone and text after he was nice enough to buy her a moderately expensive dinner. Either that or she is one of the generation x ers with an attention span of a gnat, either way she is not for him. but hid he get a second date option?
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Male 995
waldo863 So I guess a Blow Job is out of the question?
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