Old People Don't Know How Escalators Work

Submitted by: fancylad 3 weeks ago in Funny


Ugh, old people.
There are 12 comments:
Male 1,094
Hell of a lot cheaper than going to the gym.
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Male 1,094
" I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm going deaf!"
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Male 1,798
lol the link from this 3rd coming the 2nd coming was just as good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RDPXM_W488
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Male 2,375
This video was shot five days ago. Are they off the escalator now? Has anyone checked?!
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Female 170
This is what I imagine elderly folk do wayyyy early in the morning at the local mall before it opens.  Probably mess around on the escalators and play hide and seek or Marco Polo through the concourse.

"Marc----" *Phhbbpt*  "Shit, my dentures"
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Male 1,394
datastrom My dad is looking forward to driving at 50 mph in the far left lane with his right blinker on during rush hour traffic in two years when he retires.  Why can't these people be out there having a little post retirement fun as well; at least it's less annoying.
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Female 170
insaneai Lol.  I knew they were doing that intentionally in traffic!
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Male 5,816
No! This is actually brilliant! They walk a mile or two indoors for exercise then just stop, ride to the top, and go to Cinnabon for a snack!
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Male 138
Must be baby-boomers.  The fact that they can't figure out how to use an escalator is clear evidence that they have the same drug-addled, STD-ridden brains that caused them to vote for Trump.  
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Male 1,094
skeeter01 is it at all possible to shut the hell up about politics in ONE thread please?
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Male 227
skeeter01 *YAWN* And coming generations will say dopey things about your era when you're old. Considering how angry you seem I doubt you'll make it.
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Male 2,003
...and there are perfectly normal stairs <----------------RIGHT THERE
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