Great Moments In Porn: The Bathtub Lifeguard Scene In "Boobwatch"

Submitted by: squrlz4ever 3 weeks ago in Funny


So that you can properly cite this masterpiece in your PhD thesis on gender roles in American society, the actress here is Lisa Ann (born Lisa Ann Corpora) and the movie is "Boobwatch," directed by Jonathan Morgan for Wicked Pictures in 2011.
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Male 5,183
Reminded too much of crispy :-(

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Male 38,507
The plot thickens.... it also grows with stimulation
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Male 77
I like the movie "Zazel".  The moment when "Zazel sits at her desk and airbrushes an image of a flower. A visual pun is created as the petals start to move and contract and reveal themselves as artfully painted labial folds"  is really surprising.
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Male 2,064
That...that was perfectly acted!
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Male 38,507
I'll bet he's vulgar and low class.
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Male 2,478
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Male 77
Gerry1of1 Nice link between posts :)
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Male 38,507
jeanrenaud I googled him.... he's low and VERY vulgar
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Male 2,605
Isnt most porn just a boobwatch? 
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Male 579
Where's the rest of the movie?
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Male 2,478
waldo863 If you want to watch the whole porno in all its glory, click here (NSFW, obviously).
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Male 310
squrlz4ever xhamster? So THAT IS Squrlz's go to site for carnal pleasures.
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Male 5,183
Gerry1of1 Always thought it was "bust-your-nut.com"
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Male 20,196
squrlz4ever I'll be in my bunk.
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Male 38,507
fancylad Put the hamster down
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Male 5,183
squrlz4ever Thought you were talking to me
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Male 2,771
Is all porn like ... that? How the hell do they make money on schlock like this?
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Female 9,478
captkangaroo Have you never seen porn before? The acting and writing is horrible, but who watched porn for the acting and writing? I typically just skip right to the sex when I watch porn.
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Male 2,478
captkangaroo Most porn today doesn't even make an effort at a plot. The big studios, however, will often try to cash in on the popularity of some non-porn movie or TV show (such as this movie was doing with Baywatch), and when they do, it can result in some incredibly bad writing and acting. I just stumbled across this scene on YouTube--I've never seen the movie it's from--and I thought it was hilarious.
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Male 7,759
squrlz4ever I swear, I keep watching the Porn just to see if the plumber actually ever fixes the toilet.

I do love some of the titles though: 
  • You’ve Got Male
  • Everyone I Did Last Summer
  • Edward Penishands
  • Flesh Dance
  • Flesh Gordon
  • Laid in Manhattan
  • Gulp Fiction
  • Buffy the Vampire Layer
  • White Men Can’t Hump
  • Romancing The Bone
  • Fill Bill
And my personal favorite: On Golden Blonde.
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Male 38,507
megrendel
Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Raiders of the Lost Arse
Womb Raider
Star Whores
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Male 2,478
megrendel Those were great! Thanks for the laughs. Who can resist a title like Edward Penishands? LOL
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Male 520
Totally implausible scenario. I mean, really. A grown man taking a bubble bath?

Other than that, seems pretty normal.
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Male 3,414
Everything I ever needed to know I learned from porn.
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Male 20,196
She was also Sarah Palin in the 2008 classic, Who's Nailin' Paylin? I love her work. (Link safe for work.)
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Male 2,605
fancylad Well, I see fancy has been hard at work, hard at work doing his IAB research as usual. 
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Male 2,478
fancylad As always, thanks for the editorial and photo tweaks, Fancy. You done good! I appreciate it.
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Male 5,183
squrlz4ever Hey squrlz4ever Just to let you know about the IABers who haven't been on in a while, I passed a few in the woods
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