Martina Big Is A Tanning Addict And Her One Goal In Life Is To Be "Crispy Brown"

Submitted by: fancylad 3 months ago in Lifestyle Weird


Looks like she reached her goal, right? Nope, she wants to go crispier.

From Sonia Estal: Busty German glamour model Martina Big has shocked her fans with a new ‘extreme tan’ that has turned her fair skin to ‘dark crispy brown’ with just three tanning injections. The 28-year-old - who claims her size 32 S breasts are the biggest in Europe - has had tanning injections to turn her white Caucasian skin a deep shade of mahogany brown. And she has no plans of curbing her tanning addiction – Martina says that she wants even more of the melanin increasing injections and admits that she is still using a 50-tube sunbed in her home in Trier, Germany.
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Male 488
I wouldn't fuck that with thezigrat 's dick (has one?).

It looks like someone took a dump and rolled it in it. Then took two more dumps on its chest. Then wrapped it in pink cloth. If you poked its tits with Gerry1of1 's bog plunger, shit would actually probably happen....
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Female 359
I get a kbick out of the repeat use of "Barbie doll" when in history has a barbie doll ever been this ghastly or deformed looking, seriously? Hideous beyond imagine.
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Male 6,003
savagenation No, the Barbie Doll reference makes no sense at all. She looks like an old black guy with huge boobs now.
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Male 3,990
On St Martin there was a French woman that was so over tan. We called her football tits. Just imagine an old leather football from the 1930s.
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Male 5,432
I wonder if you stuck her boob with a fork , would it pop?
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Female 1,211
This poor girl is only 28 years old............ Wow! Before I read that I thought she was in her 50s.... this poor girl made herself look like a football...She is younger than I am... my god girl....But as I always say.. What ever floats her boat..whatever makes her happy... 
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Male 39,271
pinkminx22 ... "looks like a football" ..... LOL 
                           good one
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Male 337
I think she is trying to look like big Lou.
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Male 39,271
Believe it or no, this is a photo of her first tanning session


When you see it
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Male 39,271
Gerry1of1 ............ Well, at least ONE person got that joke. ....
I'm not always sure you IABers are worth the effort

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Male 39,271
two of you
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Male 5,432
As Butters would say... "ooohhh they're all hard and ugie"
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Female 9,544
Clearly this woman wants attention, and I am so glad she is not living in the US.
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Male 3,985
The plot thickens. I just went over to her Facebook page, and she's gone full African, complete with wig (photo below). She's getting a lot of criticism for the new look, with many people saying that it's tantamount to blackface.

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Male 39,271
squrlz4ever You went to her facebook page? Because you WANTED to see more of her ?
You sick squirrel
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Male 569
squrlz4ever Must you?  No further plot thickening, please.
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Male 3,985
irk LOL! It's like a bad car wreck... I find it hard not to look.
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Male 569
squrlz4ever Lol!  I don't but if you are going down that road, just keep Datastrom's post, above, handy.  It may save your life... well, your eyes, anyway :D
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Female 9,544
squrlz4ever That is disgusting. 
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Male 5,432
squrlz4ever Chocolate  brown Face actually. She's just gross
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Female 172
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Male 569
datastrom Ahhhhh, that's better.  You're a doll :)
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Male 5,432
irk Went to the Puppy friendly page, Now my eyes feel better but now I'm hungry 
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Male 3,985
Hoo. Let's see... how can I put a positive spin on this? I like her voice and accent.
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Male 5,432
squrlz4ever When I saw her, I coughed up a kitten.
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Male 3,990
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Male 569
She should change her name to either Martina Bigtits, or Martina Scary.  Either works...
Yeah, I know, I have a talent for pointing out the obvious.  You're welcome.
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Female 372
I've been a little bit sick in my mouth.
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Male 39,271
Looks like she's made of chocolate. Nasty old stale chocolate.
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Male 569
Gerry1of1 Well, that association may have just put me off chocolate for life.

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Male 569
thezigrat Yeah, it would take a hell of a lot more to put me off boobies but I have testicles rather than tentacles so my perspective is different.

But yes, with regard to this particular pair...
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Male 72
That lady is gross.
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Male 2,624
Insert your favorite facepalm meme here------->   I'm thinking the Tommy Lee Jones "implied" faceplam.

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Male 1,300
Chronology of thoughts after seing the picture: 
1- Holy crap those things are huge!
2- Why would someone need such huge...
3-*Sees face
4-Ohhh
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Male 5,432
doiknowyou I thought the same thngs
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