Delta Airlines Unleashes Worst Form Of Passenger Cruelty Yet: Kenny G.

Submitted by: fancylad 8 months ago in Weird


Et tu, Delta Airlines?

Kidding. Delta didn't unleash torture on its passengers by exposing them to spineless, jazz-lite as performed by Kenny G., the seemingly impromptu performance was for charity.

A Delta flight attendant named Jane lost her daughter to cancer, and has since worked with Relay for Life to raise money for the American Cancer Society. Kenny G. said he'd perform a solo performance if Jane was able to raise $1,000 for the ACA. According to Creative Loafing Tampa Bay, Jane raised double the goal in 5 minutes, and Kenny broke out his soprano sax and blew on the Tampa to San Francisco flight.
There are 11 comments:
Male 557
Another reason to never fly again.
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Male 359
I agree with Mrteatime.
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Male 638
Kenny G, producing the most bland, spasm inducing, sentimental TV movie soundtrack twaddle known to man.
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Male 8,875
mrteatime Yeah, but in the 80's I got laid to his music quite a lot. Don't know why, but the chicks really liked this music.
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Male 638
megrendel Aye, I can see him having that effect on women, I bet he's been laid to his own music plenty of times.
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Male 1,393
megrendel The 80's were the apex of sensual sax music
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Male 570
Airlines, take note: this is how you get passengers to leave a plane voluntarily!
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Male 4,004
irk +1 Internetz
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Male 1,652
irk they could also crank the Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber to empty a flight.  They wouldn't even need to offer vouchers - they could sell earplugs though...
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Male 570
woodyville06 Lol, ya.  Win/win!
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Male 1,393
Oh he blew all right!
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