And Now For Your Mid-Morning Moment Of Zen: How To Make A Three-Cheese Blend Pizza

Submitted by: fancylad 1 month ago in Funny


I used to work for the company that made this video for 7 years -- 7 years! I can't explain this video other than it was probably made because a data analyst figured out that there's a high Google search rate for "How to make a three-cheese pizza" and told an editor to get their best film crew on "Three Cheese Pizza Blend." And kudos to the casting department for getting Chef Mike Neylan to really hammer home the blending technique.

But the video is only part of the fun -- the real laughs come from the YouTube viewers...





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Male 4
OOOhh........great........i will definitely try it at my home...............because I am pizza lover.........but thanks......

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socialnitashi
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Male 1,461
This video is obviously faked. You can tell because the red "food" square in the bottom right-hand corner and the white "how" square in the bottom left-hand corner are both superimposed on the supposed "real" background, which has two...TWO...ovens one on top of another. No conventional kitchen is ever built with two ovens. Look around at the houses on the market back in 2012. None of them were listed with two ovens in the same kitchen, it simply wasn't done. 

Cheeses cannot be mixed like this. Their cheesy molecules would repel one another, causing a chain reaction that undoes the very fabric of tomato paste.

I blame NASA and their "pro-science" agenda. Defund those lying fake news producers immediately.
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Male 2,366
bliznik LOL... you had me going for much of that first paragraph.  :)
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Male 5,179
I actually saw this on the tv
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Male 1,795
is this a joke.. how to make a 3 cheese blend...  uh mix 3 cheeses.
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Male 1,795
rumham wait, this is fake news?! fancy you liberal snowtard
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Male 280
You thinks that is funny - Check the same guy cutting the pizza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy4t_SF09SQ 

Also, comments on how to cut pizza in to TEN slices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSRN3hjzVkQ

Thank god for Chef Michael Neylan.
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Male 5,179
Do they have a video on how to make a 2 cheese pizza?
Also do they have one on how to put cool whip on pie?
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Male 38,478
REAL mozzarella won't shred, it's too soft. That's the 50% plastic kind he's got there
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Male 5,179
Gerry1of1 Is that why my poos say made in china?
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Male 5,081
Gerry1of1 yep the mozzarella in the video was plastic shiz, anyway if you want a good mozzarella for the pizza you take a fresh mozzarella you cut it in pieces and you put it in a colander for like an hour. Fresh mozzarella always win!
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Male 2,366
piperfawn ~imagines Piper saying "mootz-uh-RELL-uh"~
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Male 5,179
squrlz4ever Ever see the Rat eating Pizza video?
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Male 2,366
thezigrat Sure, I'm familiar with the Pizza Rat. Are you familiar with the Taco Squirrel?
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Male 5,179
squrlz4ever not yet, but I'll look
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Male 370
Gerry1of1 Who the fuck is religiously down-voting your posts?  What a dick.
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Male 38,478
irk People who are jealous of me.... ugly people
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Male 5,179
irk Same pintas that have been down voting all mine
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Male 2,758
I think the more pertinent question is, Why'd that guy inhale helium just before making the vid?
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Male 5,081
Fancy and you have lost 7 years of IAB for that company? No way!
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Male 1,215
Can someone make me a video on how to view videos on youtube?
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Male 520
Followed instructions. Somehow made meatloaf and can't find dog.

Please advise.
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Male 5,179
profworm I lost my cat once while making Chow Mein
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Male 577
Hey, I've met some people so stupid they would need this.  We hired this one girl a while back to help out with admin work and telemarketing.  She had on her resume previous experience not just in sales but as a sales manager.  After 2 weeks it was pretty clear she had difficulty even telling the difference between a sales order and a purchase order.  She would have needed this video to make a three cheese blend.
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Male 2,600
I dont have clear bowls, is this going to be a problem?
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Male 2,366
skypirate Sorry, Skypirate. Clear bowls are essential to the recipe. Opaque kitchenware causes the three cheese mixture to spontaneously combust.
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Male 2,366
LOL! The guy looks and acts as if there had been an argument moments before the camera started rolling. "You want me to do what? I'm just supposed to mix them? I came all the way over here for this?! Are you out of your--?"

"ACTION!"
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Male 6,650
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