This Mailman Was Arrested For Giving The Family Dog A 'Special Delivery' While On His Route

Submitted by: 5cats 2 months ago in Weird


An alert homeowner (with a wicked home security system!) noticed a mailman entering his garage to "drop off a package" and stayed in there for a little too long. When he checked his security recordings? That mailman was literally screwing the pooch. Apparently this is only a misdemeanor in Minnesota. Screwing your own dog, maybe that's a misdemeanor, but screwing someone else's dog? That's the death penalty...

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Male 897
I'm still trying to figure out the burglary charge. Nowhere did it mention him taking anything. Illegal entry, or trespassing, perhaps, but burglary? Perhaps they feel that he "took" the dog's virginity?
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Male 276
She opened the door nearly naked (just her coat on). Bitch was asking for it!
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Male 2,339
The squirrels in that neighborhood are telling me that everyone knew Fluffy had a thing for letter carriers and couldn't keep her legs shut. She was a canine cougar! "Hey, there, big boy. That's quite a package you've got. Is it for me?"

Brian Chapman was a victim!
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Male 38,457
Caninelingus ?
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Male 1,278
And was the dog agreeable, if not its rape too. And was it of age. Sex with a minor.
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Male 2,339
Soon, the sex tape will be released... "Fluffy Does the Letter Carrier" ... which will catapult Mr. Chapman to internet infamy, followed by celebrity... followed by a couple reality shows... "The X-Rated Dog Whisperer"... then maybe his own line of handbags.
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Female 1,163
Well......It looks like he,screwed the pooch on that one.......
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Male 2,339
pinkminx22 Ooooooh! She went there! Ms. Minx scores the pun of the thread. :)
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Male 37,683
Thanks for the good improvements FancyLad. I didn't know it was in Crookston! That's a pretty small town eh?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crookston,_Minnesota
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Male 565
Oh god, I hate anything related to sex with dogs.  Always reminds me of the time my Aunt asked me to help her fix her computer and I found videos of dogs screwing women.  At least the one I opened to find out what that file was, was not her.  Not sure if there were any or not.  I nuked them then proceeded to tell her she needed to format the hard drive and left quickly.  Always made me wonder about her and I try real hard to not think about it.  It never comes to mind anymore, until I see something like this.
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Male 6,619
Totally disgusting.
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Male 1,207
"Afetr being asked why he went through with the act, the suspect simply replied "Bitches ain't shit""
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Male 1,276
My question is....why wasn't he fired immediately? Why did he still have a job four days later to resign from?
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Male 37,683
oobaka Hard to fire someone just for being accused, but suspensions are common for something that serious, I think.
It probably took a few days to do the investigation and get it in front of a judge. Just my guess.
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Male 228
oobaka one word: USPS. 
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