The MMA Fighter In The Red Boxer-Briefs Wants You To Know He Has A Massive Penis

Submitted by: fancylad 2 months ago in Sports


Although the smart money says he stuffs. Can anyone either confirm or deny the dong's size?
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Female 4,359
I feel these two should instead fight Borat/turkish wrestling style, naked and covered in oil while running through a hotel. Inquiring minds need to know if that is infact real. It looks like a baby elephants trunk.
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Male 5,179
Where is squrlz4ever? He is missing the opportunity for plenty of nut jokes?
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Male 5,179
Be embarrassing as hell if the socks he was using to fake it came out on a nationally televised match during a close up
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Male 577
Why do you even care?  You want some of it?
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Male 38,480
waldo863 well . . . .
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Male 577
Gerry1of1 Well, if you are, that's ok too.  
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Male 38,480
waldo863 ↑ Back Peddling 
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Male 97
waldo863 If i had to guess, Fancy already has a couple pairs of socks, so wanting more socks especially ones that have been stuffed in someone's undies might be a bit less than sanitary.
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Male 5,179
kuman Maybe he wants a suvernier or maybe it's the smell
or even... the taste (sorry for the grossness of this joke)
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Male 577
kuman thanks for destroying my joke by making an even better one out of it...
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