I know why Kellyanne Conway is still trolling around the White House halls -- she's the rodeo clown for Trump's regime. Every time she opens her Crypt Keeper-esque face, she creates static and diversions around Trump's ties to Russia.
Why else would a functioning mentally disabled person still be employed in the White House after she's broken so many rules and codes of ethics like telling you to buy Invanka Trump's Chinese-made costume jewelry, fabricating terrorist attacks, and commenting on fake news when fake news shoots out of her mouth with every interview?
And last night in a CNN interview, Conway said she believe microwave ovens may have been used in Trump Tower's baseless wiretap claims -- claims he has yet to back up with proof.
The White House's official Rodeo Clown, ladies and gents. They're letting her stick around to divert media attention from Trump and Bannon's shit show.