There's A Newspaper In California That Votes In A "Squirrel Of The Month" Contest

Submitted by: Draculya 9 months ago in Lifestyle

There's a California newspaper called The Thousand Oaks Acorn. It's an old school newsprint paper that serves the community, much like your town's local newspaper. In my town, we have two: "The Grunion Gazette" and "The Daily Breeze."

Anyhoo, "The Acorn" chooses a Squirrel of the Month (sort of like Playboy's Playmate of the Month) and we just happen to have an eligible squirrel of our own -- Squrlz4Ever. Will we get a centerfold?

So you know what to do -- email "The Acorn" at [email protected] and tell them your vote for Squirrel of the Month, March 2017 goes to our Squrlz. Let's make this happen. w/b: fancylad
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Male 382
Voted! Fingers crossed for March.
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Male 5,211
mrsnowmeiser Thank you for your support! I can't help thinking that somewhere in California, there's a newspaper editor checking his email and thinking, "WTF?!"  :)
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Male 3,664
Black Oil Sunflower Seeds for ALL!
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Male 8,711
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Male 5,211
megrendel I... I... Victoria's Secret was having a sale and... and I was just trying them on for one of my girlfriends. That's what happened.

And how did you get ahold of that photograph, anyways?! President Putin said it wouldn't be released as long as I started being nice to 5Cats. I've been much better these past few days.
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Male 382
squrlz4ever Made me Lol
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Male 6,196
squrlz4ever LemmingLeaks
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Male 5,211
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Male 2,703
Like heez hed ain't big nuff awwready!
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Male 5,211
dromed That's not my ego. It's the squirrel feeder.

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Male 2,703
squrlz4ever   LOL that's priceless!
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Male 4,281
Hi Drac.
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Male 6,196
I vote S4E as best squrlz
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Male 3,664
thezigrat I second that Nom Nom!
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Male 5,211
Oh heck. Now I feel all bad inside for busting on 5Cats and Monkwarrior these past few days. Just know that I am 100% squirrel, which means I am, by turns, entertaining, infuriating, fluffy, and mischievous. I can't help myself. I suspect the IAB community is about equally divided between those who want to feed me a peanut and those who wish an air rifle could be fired through the internet.
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Male 21,025
squrlz4ever If you're hated as equally as you are loved in this world, you're doing something right.
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Male 5,211
fancylad Words to live by. I'll take this up at the next World Squirrel Conference. That could be the international squirrel motto.
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Male 6,196
Is that old statement you are what you eat true? Then I might be part Squrlz too. I'll ponder that as I soak in my tank for a while
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