There's a California newspaper called The Thousand Oaks Acorn. It's an old school newsprint paper that serves the community, much like your town's local newspaper. In my town, we have two: "The Grunion Gazette" and "The Daily Breeze."
Anyhoo, "The Acorn" chooses a Squirrel of the Month (sort of like Playboy's Playmate of the Month) and we just happen to have an eligible squirrel of our own -- Squrlz4Ever. Will we get a centerfold?
So you know what to do -- email "The Acorn" at [email protected] and tell them your vote for Squirrel of the Month, March 2017 goes to our Squrlz. Let's make this happen. w/b: fancylad