This Rifle-Toting Man Shot Into His Neighborhood And Spray Painted Boobs And Peens All Over

Submitted by: fancylad 1 year ago in Funny


This 32-year-old East Oakland man, Jesse Enjaian was taken into custody this morning after firing shots near the Oakland Zoo, which rendered the neighborhood on lockdown.

The local authorities confirm there was a shootout with Enjaian. The shootout started after reports of an "officer down." Cops eventually hit Enjaian with non-life threatening shots and he was taken to a nearby hospital.

Police say they engaged in a shootout with Jesse Enjaian on 98th Ave. and Las Vegas near Bishop O'Dowd High School. He was later identified as 32-year-old Jesse Enjaian.
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Male 7,936
One of the more interesting stories I read on this event described the spray-painted boobs as "eyes" and the spray-painted penises as simply "tagging." Go figure. Media has no problem whatsoever reporting graphic violence, but thinks the public needs to be sheltered from the news that a man was spray-painting boobs and penises.
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Male 698
You will be extra glad then, that he did indeed die from police inflicted gunshot wounds. You liberal fucks make me sick.
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Male 7,936
Shelworth Huh. How did Shelworth mis-hear "You know, a black guy probably wouldn't have made it as far as the hospital... " as "I wish the white guy was dead"? Shelworth, if you're reading this, that's certainly not what I meant.

If there's any repeated complaint I've made about the American police, it's that they seem to approach things with a military mindset and don't use de-escalation techniques enough. Ergo, I was surprised to learn that this individual wasn't shot dead on the scene. Then again, looking at what I've just written, I suppose many of the incidents where they do use de-escalation techniques don't make the headlines because the results aren't as dramatic. "Guy In 7-11 Parking Lot Is Persuaded To Drop Knife; Nothing Terrible Happens."

Anyway, Shelworth, take a deep breath. Liberals and conservatives rub elbows on this site all the time. It's one of IAB's more interesting aspects, IMHO. Things generally work a lot better if you respond with, "I'm not sure what you mean by that. Are you saying--?" than storming out of the thread in a huff.
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Male 698
squrlz4ever It was the obvious delight you took in assigning the race to the perp.  Police shoot people who are a danger to them or others 99.999% of the time, and get nothing but crap from people who know ziltch about police work. Take a "Ride-a-long" sometime and then write your biased garbage. Or better yet post some articles of the thousands of people the police save every day!

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Male 7,936
Shelworth I have no idea where you get "obvious delight" from. As I stated in the introduction to my comment: "I'm sorry to go in this direction." Why "sorry"? Because as I was typing, I was thinking, "Oh, jeez. This is going to trigger some of the right-wingers and make them fly off in a rage."

And, sure enough.

Apparently, you think no one should ever mention that race is a factor in how the American police interact with suspects.

All that said, I'm glad you've calmed down enough to return to the thread. Welcome back.
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Male 940
Shelworth Must not have been on this site for too long if you expected sympathy for death by cop, or blah blah blah outrage towards liberals, there's alternatives!
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Male 698
Shelworth This site is no fun anymore, good bye.
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Male 5,637
Shelworth bye bye
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Male 7,936
I'm sorry to go in this direction, but I think it's important and undeniable.

So this white guy was walking around with a rifle, fired at the police officer who responded--and has lived to recover in the hospital and, presumably, face charges.

Were he black? A black man walking around a neighborhood with a rifle and firing at the police? He'd have about 42 bullet holes in his body and they'd be working out the funeral arrangements.
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Male 6,243
squrlz4ever I'm sorry you went in this direction, too, but I was thinking the same thing. My only criticism is that I think you may have meant "at least" 42 bullet holes...

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