This Washington Post Op-Ed piece culls together all of Trump's alternative facts that the mainstream media has been unfairly criticizing him about, and shows us why the MSM was wrong all along -- even when it has been right.
Here are a few excerpts:
"There is a much simpler explanation for the list of Secret Media Terrorism Coverups and the Bowling Green Massacre and the 'alternative facts' than this idea that somehow, the Trump administration is making up facts or misleading the American people. Nonsense. They are doing the best they can with the facts they have. They simply have come here from an alternative universe."
"When we look at their recently provided list of times when the media failed to cover Horrible Acts Of Terrorism, what we see is a long series of misspellings in which, often, zero people died. When they look at it, do they see millions of lives cut short, enough to justify a massive travel ban? It is unclear. What is clear is that they exist in a universe where no one reported adequately on the Paris attacks, whereas we live in a universe where all 130 victims were profiled. This discrepancy is nobody’s fault. There, the media really did cover up dozens of very serious attacks in which I, personally, was killed."
"There, the 'inner cities' are unbelievable. In that universe, any time people in the nightmarish hellscape of the inner city leave their homes, they are instantly shot. Every time. You cannot go to the store without being shot. People sit huddled in their homes waiting to draw straws as to who will leave the house first, as whoever does so is inevitably killed. It’s awful. If we could only see what is happening in that universe, we would agree with sending in the feds.
In that universe, you need guns in your schools to protect from bear attacks, which are CONSTANT.
In that universe, "attacker" is spelled without the C.