Unhinge The Jaw And "Eat Like Snake" At Burger King

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 2 months ago in Weird


How else are you supposed to eat a three-patty Whopper?
There are 31 comments:
Male 27
How else are you supposed to eat a three-patty Whopper?  Answer: You're not.
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Male 283
Is this why people have been looking at me weird all these years? I mean, how else am I supposed to fit it in my mouth?
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Male 1,798
kinda off topic but i tried the chicken taco shell chalupa from taco bell.  the outside is made of fried chicken.  it was good. but weird.
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Male 373
Well that's kinda disturbing :-0  I hope these giant-burger-eating snake-people don't actually exist!

(Nice to see you back, Gerry!)
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Male 5,179
irk I'm fairly sure they do,  just look at Trump's wife from one of the pic of the day threads
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Male 525
Read between the lines.... A burger so nasty you have to swallow it hole to avoid the taste.
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Male 5,179
dragon91 It did look nasty didn't it, dry and gross like a Windy's burger
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Male 5,179
Didn't I see that guy on V?
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Male 7,740
thezigrat Kudos for someone else making the same connection. 
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Male 5,179
Gerry Is Submitting again :-)
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Male 38,480
thezigrat I'm determined to steer IAB away from the news-based posts. We need light hearted fun.
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Male 2,377
Gerry1of1 The prodigal IAB'er has returned! GERRY!

Imo roll out the Welcome Wagon in honor of your return. It's been too long. *squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak* Welcome Back!

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Male 38,480
squrlz4ever As if I'd trust you! You'd push me right over a cliff.
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Male 2,377
Gerry1of1 Would not. And besides, it's more of a ceremonial thing. No one actually gets into the Welcome Wagon. ~pulls Welcome Wagon offstage~ *squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak*

You aren't watching the Academy Awards?
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Male 5,179
squrlz4ever We know that when no one is looking, Squrlz goes hot rodding around the neighborhood in it
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Male 38,480
squrlz4ever No, I watched Qi first and now an episode of Doc Martin. Why are you watching Oscars? There is no "Best Supporting Nut" award
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Male 2,377
Gerry1of1 Well, until they start making awards in the form of a little golden rodent, I don't think I'd have much of a chance in any category. Anyway, if you weren't watching, you missed one of the most jaw-dropping moments in live TV history. I could hardly believe it. They screwed up the "Best Picture" award à la Steve Harvey. Incredible.
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Male 5,179
squrlz4ever " Best Rodent Actor : Ben"
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Male 38,480
squrlz4ever You are nuttier than squirrel shit
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Male 2,377
Gerry1of1 Hey, that's my line. It's funnier when a squirrel says it, but I get it: You're pissed at me. Noted.

If this has to do with "The Fur-Flinging Fuck-Fuck Games," let's continue the conversation in "The Gauntlet" thread if you want. I'm trying to keep that conflict out of the other threads.

If it doesn't have to do with the above, what's the issue?
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Male 38,480
squrlz4ever It has to do... as you well know.... with barely legal rodent porn sites charged to my credit card!!!!!!
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Male 525
Gerry1of1 Have a heart man. He was just a squirrel tying to get a nut.......I'll show myself out.
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Male 2,377
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Male 2,377
Gerry1of1 I... I... I was having shots of tequila one night and I'm not entirely sure what happened. And it wasn't so much porn as it was video chat at BarelyLegalSquirrels.com. Could you resist the charms of these webcam models?
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Altogether, the charges were only around $1240, if I remember. If you just give me some time, I swear I'll make full restitution. There is absolutely no reason to get the authorities involved here, okay? I can make this right somehow.
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Male 5,179
Gerry1of1 Me too I have been submitting only non political posts last 3 weeks. See the War Of The Worlds one I posted this past week?
I was requested to find some Rocky and Bullwinkle and I found a good one I hope it gets posted

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Male 992
Gerry1of1 Agree 1000%. You hear that, Fancy? Set the wayback machine to the good old IAB days.
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Male 525
scheckydamon So pre trump era? Sorry that ship has sailed.
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Male 992
dragon91 Pre-Obama? Sorry that ship sunk. Took it 8 years. I just want some fun stuff. Politics can be fun but people are just getting too personal ( read hateful ) to each other about things.
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Male 97
Gerry1of1 Yes, please!
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Male 373
Gerry1of1 Yeah, I've tried to do the same but my shit doesn't get posted for whatever reason.  I do agree, though.  More light-hearted fun!
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Male 992
thezigrat YAY Gerry!
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