A Certain Squirrel Of Nefarious Repute Was Caught In The Act Of Candy Thievery

Submitted by: insaneai 1 month ago Funny


The guy has a pretty nice little situation going for him. Apparently, the owner of this liquor store leaves his door open for deliveries. That's when this squirrel goes in for his daily caper. Is this you Squrlz4ever? 

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Male 2,371
First he's running amok in the old folks home, now he's hooked on crunchie bars and stooping to outright THEFT to feed his nasty habit!  This nefarious rodent must be stopped!  We as a society can not coddle this flea-bitten vermin! Does Donald Trump know about this!?
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Male 1,598
dromed I am not taking anything that isn't due me. After all, I put in long hours for everyone's amusement. And as far as "flea-bitten" goes, with my veterinarian's assistance, I am successfully managing my flea infestation. Flea bites are now few and far between, thank goodness. ~Squrlz pauses to scratch his shoulder with his backpaw, a reflexive tic triggered by the topic under discussion~
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Female 3
Bad Baby Cartoon Family Fly to Walmart Buy Giant Hatchimals Surprise Eggs Toy at toys r us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh0ZHFo7nU0
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Female 3
so cute 
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Female 3,192
this is just stereotyping because its black
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Male 1,598
melcervini The careful application of about a thimbleful of powdered charcoal throws the coppers off. And I don't wanna hear any accusations of "squirrel blackface"! Thankfully, squirrels never participated in the slave trade, so we don't have color hangups. We have white squirrels, black squirrels, brown squirrels, red squirrels, and (yours truly) gray squirrels--and we all get along.

Gophers, however, are another matter. And don't even get me started on space gophers.
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Female 3,192
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Male 1,598
melcervini AUUUGH!
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Male 1,393
kinda like the ducks at subway, if im working there i say let the squirrel take what he wants
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Male 1,598
:)  Nope, not me, you can't prove anything. But I do like this squirrel's technique and candy choice (Cadbury Crunchie: crunchy toffee enrobed in chocolate).



Incidentally, this video clip is more fun if this is playing in the background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWGeRgFa-hI
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Male 5,972
squrlz4ever I dunno, you sure he's not related?
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Male 850
normalfreak2 Squrlz all look alike in the dark... er store.
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Male 1,598
normalfreak2 What would make you think that? ~wipes Crunchie crumbs from mouth~
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Male 1,103
squrlz4ever Funny, I had you down as a Payday kinda squirrel
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Male 1,598
Payday bars are pretty much better than sex. Alas, this Ontario grocer has chosen not to place them within easy reach. So one makes do with the opportunities provided.
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Male 5,972
squrlz4ever I didn't know you were a Canadian Squirrel!?
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Male 1,598
normalfreak2 I'm not. I'm based in Pennsylvania but I was doing some 5Cats recon work. The exterior trim and attic of his domicile may require some attention in the near future.
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Male 5,972
squrlz4ever Well next time you come up let me know, you can stay with me in my Liberal paradise in Toronto. ;)
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Male 1,103
squrlz4ever Isn't Cats in Winnipeg, Monitoba?
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Male 1,598
doiknowyou The bus driver took a wrong turn. ~shakes clenched paw~
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