Only The Most Fashionable Christmas Trees Were Decorated With Vaginas This Year

Submitted by: lalapancakes 7 months ago in Funny


Most people love ornaments and... ahem... grabbing pussy, right?

Cosmopolitan: "Made by Etsy seller Suzanne McAleenan in Ontario, Canada, these bulbs of joy are woven by hand from soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, with a little metal bell wedged right in between the "labia." Each one has its own name and description and, like vaginas themselves, is unique in its own special way."

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Male 1,034
OK, now I've seen a Christmas tree decorated with vaginas. Now show me a vagina decorated with a Christmas tree. That would be impressive.

Edit: In order to offend everyone on an equal basis, an anus decorated with a dreidl would also be impressive. Hard to spin, but impressive....
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Female 3,890
buttersrules will a dreidl buttplug do?  
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Female 3,890
buttersrules http://www.courtneyfrancesfallon.com/vaggreetingcards/CourtneyFrancesFallon&KatharineTJacobsVaginaGreetingCardsChristmasTree.jpg 
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Female 1,506
Well, I give her credit for innovation.  
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