Marching Band Director Forced to Apologize Over Imaginary Penis

Submitted by: lalapancakes 1 year ago in Funny Sports

In September, Kansas State marching band had formed the shape of their rival Jayhawk as well as the Starship Enterprise on the football field with the intent for the ship to blow the Jayhawk mascot up. What actually happened was absolute hilarity. The starship ended up looking like a dick and balls on camera. It became such a huge deal the marching band director had to write an apology…

"The chart below represents the drill from tonight’s show. There was absolutely no intent to display anything other than the Enterprise and the Jayhawk in battle. If I am guilty of anything it would be the inability to teach the drill in a manner that these young people could have succeeded. I do apologize for the misinterpretation and I assure you that I meant absolutely no disrespect or malice toward the University of Kansas." Frank Tracz, Director of the K-State Marching Band“

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Female 5,557
did they assume the gender of that starship!?!?!?  *triggered!!!!*