Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex With Earth Will Save The Planet

Submitted by: 5cats 7 months ago in Lifestyle

This is a thing -- the latest in a long list of sexual identities for you to scratch your head over -- Ecosexuality. Ecosexuals vary -- some practice their beliefs by hiking nude or skinny dipping (which is pretty weak considering that's just old fashioned nudism) to "people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil," Amanda Morgan, a faculty member at the UNLV School of Community Health Sciences who is involved in the ecosexual movement said. "There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall."

Interested in joining the Ecosexual movement? Here's their Manifesto: in all its glory! It should also be noted that one of the movement's founders is the legendary Annie Sprinkles so it's got that going for it.

By the way, if you're in Sydney, Australia this weekend, hit up the Ecosexual Bathhouse -- it's an interactive installation which will allow you to live as the ecosexuals do and literally fuck the earth.

Don't ever say I-A-B doesn't get you laid.

There are 12 comments:
Male 355
Well that's their business, I suppose. I just hope they take the proper precautions to prevent sexually transmitted splinters.
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Male 2,980
Hey, if any female IABers want to get their nature freak on... ~holds paw up to head in imitation of a telephone~
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Male 38,418
Sorry Mr.Squrlz4, bestiality doesn't fall under the ecosexual banner... I looked it up! :-p Being a cat and all...
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Male 2,980
Wull, it sounds all tawdry when you put it that way. Bestiality. Blecch. I prefer furry adventure. 
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Male 38,418
I like 'Inter-species co-operation' :-) It sounds so... friendly!
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Male 7,910
So, does the tree give consent? If not, they are raping the environment.
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Male 3,523
I kind of dig the ecolesbian angle to it.
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Male 1,072
So this young guy goes into a brothel, and tells the madam that he wants to have sex. The madam, seeing how young and nervous he is, asks the guy if he has any experience, and he tells her no. The madam tells him, "we don't serve inexperienced men here. You'll have to go get some experience first." The guy asks her how he is supposed to do that. She tells him, "just go in the woods and have sex with holes in trees, and I'll accept that as experience." The guy says that that sounds reasonable, and he leaves. He returns a few weeks later, and tells the madam that he has experience now, and he'd like to have sex with one of the girls. The madam agrees, and sends him to one of the girl's room. Shortly afterwards, the madam hears the girl scream, and rushes in to the room, to find the guy holding a broomstick that he has shoved into the girl's vagina. When she sees whats going on, the madam shouts, "what the hell are you doing!" The guy replies, "I'm making sure that there are no bees in this one!"
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Male 2,980
~gives WhoSaidWhat an acorn~  That was really good, actually.
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Male 1,072
~accepts acorn and offers a friendly scratch between furry ears~ Why, thank you, Squrlz!
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Male 819
The version I heard 45 years ago was "I was just checking for squirrels".
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Male 2,980
LOL. I like that even better!
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