You’re No Wizard Until You Install Linux On A Dead Badger

Submitted by: lalapancakes 1 year ago in Funny
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Get out your dead badgers out because it’s time to earn some serious geek points. Here’s Strange Horizon’s foolproof 8 step guide to installing Linux on to a dead badger. You’ll need a knife, screw driver, latex gloves, VüDü Linux, and a computer with OS 8.1 installed.

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An excerpt from Strange Horizons: “Step 8: Invocation/boot procedures. Place badger in center of fireproof surface, making sure ventilation is adequate and all doors are locked. Turn off all cell phones and pagers, and cease using all other unapproved electronic devices. Using the badger's blood, smear a foot-wide pentagram around its body. Place origami code-badger at the top point of pentagram, and light paper while making the boot incantation:

Suse vivo vixi victum reduco is ea id creatura absit decessus a facultas Linux! Dev root, dev root!”

There are 4 comments:
Male 6,147
Dead badgers? Badgers? Never on no stinkin badgers... but I did put a boot on a rabbid bat once and put my windows on a pesky squrlz a few times.
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Male 4,943
~eyes LaLa warily~  Now don't you be getting any ideas. I am incompatible with Linux, Unix, and most other uxes and ixes.
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Male 1,249
Oh I see, @Squrlz4Ever... at least theres OSX!
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Male 2,630
Won't work, no beeswax candles. ;)
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