You Can Have Sex With Yourself, Thanks To Even Newer Technology

Submitted by: lalapancakes 10 months ago in Lifestyle

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Buffalo Bill was willing to fuck himself so is it really out of the question to ask if you could, would you bang yourself? And even if you think the premise is too weird, wouldn’t you want to see people who a computer thinks you look like? Megacams can do all of this for you. What you decide to do with your findings is none of my business.

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The mirror search engine asks you to upload a photo of yourself where presumably some algorithm crunches your traits... or someone on the other end sees it and probably beats off to it for five-minutes before randomly selecting photos from sex cam workers that may or may not look like you. The Next Web’s writer had better matches than mine… mine were just off. Way off.

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Male 2,670
I have far better taste than to allow any coupling with the likes of me.
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Male 1,070
I thought that's what I was doing every time I had hand to gland combat!
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Male 3,655
FUCK. Here's the webcam model I got. Thanks a lot, Lala. ~fume~  
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Male 1,253
How did you end up with the same sex cam photo as me?!
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