Garage Sale

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 1 year ago in Misc
With all the spam posted I thought 'What the hell' , why not post my advertisement for a garage sale. I think my shit is better than "Hassle-Free Shopping" or "No More Traffic to Waste" or "Sharp Videos for Less"...... I've got lots of tupperware lids, cool whip bowls and lots of left footed socks with no mates. Not to mention plenty of worn out cassette tapes and beta-max tapes. In case you can't tell this is " sarcasm " please don't ban me....... again
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Male 6,271
Speaking of Mega Squirrel butt, Earlier this week I was sitting on my coutch and had the front door open, Just the storm door closed and I heard this tapping on the glass. I looked over and saw the most massive squirrel I ever saw banging on the glass of my door with a small rock as if he was trying to break in. The thing had to be almost a 10 pounder.  My garage sale would be... Interesting. I tend to collect movie props. I can get you a good deal on a xenomorph skull or a brass and mahogany Lament Box if you want.
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Male 1,249
We should do an IAB garage sale. Can you imagine the oddness?
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Male 129
I have a bunch of coke can tabs for all those kid's things at the schools...
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Male 40,512
Which one of you sonz-a-bitchez gave me less than 5 ★★★★★ !?  I will have you know my garage sale has left handed screw drivers!.... not a common item that! and hammers that work both left and right ways. ...... you don't get that at any village boot sale.
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Male 6,271
@gerry1of1 I will trade you my glass hammer for one of your left handed screwdrivers. I will even throw in a bucket of steam, bucket not included
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Male 5,413
Wait, wait, wait, you tease. How does one get a look at all these Tupperware lids you speak of? I'm missing some odd sizes and your garage sale could be just the thing. I need a street address. I'll be by with some fellow squirrels at about 5:30 AM or so. Don't worry, if you aren't up, we'll just bang on the garage door repeatedly to let you know we've arrived. "CAN YOU PLEASE DIRECT US TO GERRY'S GARAGE, MISTER?"  
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Male 40,512
You sir are Squirrell butt. You know I cannot, with my browser, post photos so you deliberately taunt me with Mega-Sqrl pics...... I swear, one day I shall have my revenge on your fuzzy-taled rodent ass...... mark my words
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Male 1,891
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