Finally, An Assault Rifle Even The Most Liberal Of Us Can Get Behind [Video+]

Submitted by: lalapancakes 9 months ago Lifestyle
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Being that its the summer for us up in the northern hemisphere, it's also "fly season." It's the time of the year the entire 'Murican fly murdering industry gears up to capitalize off their newest arsenal. Last year I learned about the high voltage tennis racket that everyone kept telling me I should personally touch… assholes. The year before that, my mother was convinced a ziplock bag filled with water pinned to the top of her door frame would confuse a fly's 4,000 eyes, keeping them out of the house. This year's hottest fly killer might be the winner. It’s a high powered gun that shoots salt. I'm guessing the salt hits them like a buckshot? I hope I meet someone who has this thing one day. No way I'm gonna drop any cash on it but I know at least one or two people who probably would and if they do, they better call me over for a fly hunting excursion.

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Male 14,792
Let's load it with coke and let people blow their brains out.
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Male 1,011
So, Kinder Surprise is ileagal, because of choking hazards; a pump action air gun that shoots salt (or whatever else you want to load into it) is fine...wow, seppos are a wierd mob.
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Male 2,381
Looks kinda fun, even if 'it isn't an assault rifle'. ;)
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Male 38,243
a salt rifle ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
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Male 38,243
W A N T ! ! !
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Male 252
Have one, love it
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Male 295
What's up with the trend of people using the word "being" or "beings," instead of the word "since?" Does anyone else notice? I may be alone on that one. A co-worker brought one of these guns to work last year (we work outdoors), and it was slightly satisfying, but it had a rather short range.
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Male 1,255
It's this new fangled thing called English.
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Male 50
Cleverly named. And for all the folks out there who do not want salt everywhere some powdered weed does just fine.
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Male 5,720
Right. Because I really wanted salt all over everything on the table, maybe even all over the floors of the house, too.
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