Being that its the summer for us up in the northern hemisphere, it's also "fly season." It's the time of the year the entire 'Murican fly murdering industry gears up to capitalize off their newest arsenal. Last year I learned about the high voltage tennis racket that everyone kept telling me I should personally touch… assholes. The year before that, my mother was convinced a ziplock bag filled with water pinned to the top of her door frame would confuse a fly's 4,000 eyes, keeping them out of the house. This year's hottest fly killer might be the winner. It’s a high powered gun that shoots salt. I'm guessing the salt hits them like a buckshot? I hope I meet someone who has this thing one day. No way I'm gonna drop any cash on it but I know at least one or two people who probably would and if they do, they better call me over for a fly hunting excursion.