Man Steals Beer, Leaves IOU, Fights With Cops, Gets Tazed Anyway [Pic]

Submitted by: Naz14 1 year ago in Funny
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So this happened where I live and I found it rather hilarious!

According to the Lincoln Journal Star, a local beer aficionado, Clifford Colligan, 41 (pictured below), was Tased after stealing beer and assaulting a police officer with two sharpened sticks Thursday evening, police said.

Colligan did the right thing though -- he a note on the counter that said “IOU $4.58,” Lincoln police officer Katie Flood said today. What's a man worth if his IOU can't be honored?

No word on whether it was domestic beer or an import. (That worked out well. -- Fancylad).

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There are 7 comments:
Female 1,580
I read this to my friend this morning and come to realize how disappointed I am at myself that I read "sharpened sharpie sticks" which made me laugh pretty hard yesterday. It just says "sharpened sticks:... boo.
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Male 1,249
I love your specification of "NOT FLORIDA."
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Male 1,049
Classy. At least he left an IOU....but according to the link, it was for Budweiser, of all beers. I mean, wtf, if you'te going to get tazed, at least get tazed for something good!
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Male 20,917
He's nothing if not frugal.
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Male 20,917
Always good to see a post from Naz!
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Female 1,580
I thought you'd enjoy it ;)
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Male 20,917
I always love a Naz post.
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