Man Gets Ass Kicked Because He Looked Like Shia LaBeouf [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 1 year ago in News & Politics
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Who among us wouldn't coldcock Shia LaBeouf if we just saw him standing there? I'd take a swing.

And that's exactly what happened to Mario Licato for looking a little too much like Shia. That's him up on the left -- it's a close resemblance -- Mario needs to get rid of that douchey facial hair.

“I was walking up the stairs,” Licato said. “I didn’t even see the guy. I just see his fist coming towards me. It knocked me, and while I was falling down the stairs, all I hear was, ‘This is because you look exactly like Shia LaBeouf!’”

Licato said he blacked out after the punch, and was covered in blood and his broken glasses. His attacker was said to have boarded a train and escaped.

"I was so confused..." Licato continued. I got up and I was like, am I crazy or did I hear him say, ‘This is because you look like Shia LaBeouf?’ And [bystanders] were like, ‘Nope. That’s exactly what he said as he was running away from you.”

The post made this v dirty. ?

A photo posted by Mario Licato (@mariolicato) on

There are 6 comments:
Male 644
@fancylad You would ACTUALLY punch Shia if you saw him. Like sucker punch? Fighting and all that ain't bad when it's necessary or fun, but just to punch someone just because you don't like him and he doesn't even know you... Why would you do this.. What does this say about your character?
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Male 437
"Douchey facial hair"? Facial hair is douchey now? Well fuck, I can't keep up with your fashion standards Fancy!
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Male 14,869
Trump look-alikes the world over just collectively shat themselves.
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Male 1,246
DOPPELBANGED!!
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Male 1,015
When I read the comment in the main thread, I thought this was about Sondra Huxtable from The Cosby Show.......
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