Who among us wouldn't coldcock Shia LaBeouf if we just saw him standing there? I'd take a swing.
And that's exactly what happened to Mario Licato for looking a little too much like Shia. That's him up on the left -- it's a close resemblance -- Mario needs to get rid of that douchey facial hair.
“I was walking up the stairs,” Licato said. “I didn’t even see the guy. I just see his fist coming towards me. It knocked me, and while I was falling down the stairs, all I hear was, ‘This is because you look exactly like Shia LaBeouf!’”
Licato said he blacked out after the punch, and was covered in blood and his broken glasses. His attacker was said to have boarded a train and escaped.
"I was so confused..." Licato continued. I got up and I was like, am I crazy or did I hear him say, ‘This is because you look like Shia LaBeouf?’ And [bystanders] were like, ‘Nope. That’s exactly what he said as he was running away from you.”