Kiefer Sutherland Rings In Another Christmas [An I-A-B Classic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 months ago in Funny


Like Punxsutawney Phil seeing his shadow on Groundhog's Day, it ain't winter on I-A-B until Kiefer the Pirate heaves himself onto the hotel lobby Christmas tree. Happy Birthday, you pirate -- for 50, you look pretty damn good. 

Can you believe this happened 11 years ago? Where do the fun pirate times go?
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Male 7,926
NOT SURE IF ANYONE NOTICED THIS IS A REPOST!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_qCP8lFmlE
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Male 5,164
Now it's xmass
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Male 2
A Kiefer attacking a kiefer? (I don`t know if it`s already been said, and frankly I`m too damn lazy to look)
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Male 1,692
eh? lol

The man is tiny. I thought I was short when i was in high school, that was until I walked by Kiefer.

Made my-taller-than-a-short kid day.
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Male 13,630
Yay! Ole Kiefer
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Male 5,164
So classy and traditional. An IAB evergreen.
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Male 10,338
FIRST (for 2014)

Just kidding!

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Male 5,413
...I don`t get it.
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Male 2,513
lol what?
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Male 3,285
6 years running? Pity you forgot last year.
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Male 13,630
Now I know Christmas is here when IAB puts that up
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Male 255
That explains nothing
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Male 2,579
That would explain everything
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Male 247
LOL
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Female 423
I love that the woman`s on the left first reaction is to hold up her cell and take a picture
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Male 5,194
STILL funny, second or third year running.
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Male 25
The video where he is wearing a dress on Letterman is a scream.
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Female 2,120
The tree was a terrorist.
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Male 1,625
Rebel.
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Male 25,416
Still awesome the second time
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Male 69
Ok for people who shot repost, read the headline. Its an IAB Classic. Meaning it will be a repost. Duh dee dip dooo.
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Male 662
@jayme it`s not the perfect sentence...just a sentence...
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Female 382
hey, XMAS TRADITIONS!!!!!
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Female 1,435
lol
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Male 189
@jayme that`s not cool.
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Male 682
Comments are ensuring much hilarity. Grammar Nazi`s and repost police your kind are not welcome here.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Now go and ponder the perfect sentence somewhere else until your heads explode.

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Female 663
For all the repost police, yes it`s a repost, but it`s not an I-A-B Christmas without Kiefer going all Jack Bauer on a Christmas tree or some guy with a deep love of the Trans Siberian Orchestra and way too much time on his hands http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm... ....
I imagine that we`ll be having this same discussion when St. Patty`s day rolls around and you`re all complaining about having to watch the leprechaun in the tree for the millionth time http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm... or Tyrone and the Halloween Prank gone wrong http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
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Male 25,416
WTF
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Male 275
2nd meh
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Male 10,855
lulz
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Female 1,386
I`ve kinda always wanted to do that.

Also
You could tell Keifer wasn`t very committed to the tree tackle, he barely tried to straddle it, he just...kinda dived at it.

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Male 999
meh....
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Male 93
WTF was that for?
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Male 91
treehugger
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Male 1,931
Jack Bauer saw the tree, and needed to be one with it.
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Male 712
Previously...on 24. Jack Bauer stopped the ongoing threat of the Christmas Tree Terrorist...now...he`ll drink egg nog.
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Male 3,369
your0mom
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[ Delete Post ] Monday, December 21, 2009 8:23:55 AM
ok?

SoCal, it says its a repost in the description
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Take a look at the date of his post! 2008! End of discussion!


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Male 373
ok?

SoCal, it says its a repost in the description

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Male 71
I love that one of the guy`s first reaction is to whip out his cell phone! lol
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Male 650
repost
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Male 905
LOL! you don`t see that on 24. That was WAYYY better than 24 too. Unpredictable to say the least.
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Male 30
...after watching this i´m completely traumatized for the rest of my life... o_o
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Female 2,064
e_e Wow.
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Female 231
Queefer hates christmas.
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Female 1,269
...i`ve never seen this before
is it from a movie? or is he just wasted???
these are the questions that haunt me... 0.o
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Male 493
*Insert witty Jack Bauer CTU tactic here*
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Female 15,763
Captain Obvious!? MY HERO! *flutter flutter faint*

I bet the tree said something mean to him.

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Female 5,139
"Thursday, December 20, 2007 5:33:44 PM
you misspelled "celebrates" wrong...."

That was some great Engrish right there... well done.

(For all you numptys, it was bad English, and i misspelled English on purpose...)

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Male 3,301
That was just hilarious. I want to eat that man`s babies.
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Female 68
The tree was a mole

-eggnog heightens your senses

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Male 20,911
Glendower...

And old. Very old.

+ + + + + +

Hey everyone, it`s Captain Obvious.

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Male 336
it was a terrorist, obviously.
And old. Very old.

(still funny though)

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Female 1
The clip is from the documentary I Trust You To Kill Me, featuring Keifer and the new band on his record label, Rocco Deluca & the Burden. Good film, GREAT band.
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Male 2,720
i`ve mispelled mispelled twice in my life.
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Male 724
"That would explain everything!"
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Male 376
^technically...misspelled "celebrates" right

or spelled celebrates wrong

when you get down to it

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Male 4
you misspelled "celebrates" wrong....
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Male 1,590
Possible repost. Seen it before, can`t remember where.
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Female 273
Good ol` Kiefer
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Female 1,697
I like him from the movie time to kill,but I hate his show 24.
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Female 963
Lol :-D
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Female 2,084
this is old. he`s supposed to be in jail for this christmas.
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Female 178
Ok. Didn`t even make me crack a smile. Why is this a 3.5?
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Male 103
So random.

I like it.

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Male 84
ROFL
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Male 4,290
Clearly it was some sort of terrorist tree.
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Male 77
it had to be over 5 but probably under 10 or 15
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Female 80
*thumbs up* god I love that man.
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Male 576
Praise worthy he is.
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Female 243
Oh, that was funny! Does anyone know where this took place? A hotel lobby? Shopping mall? Knowing would help a little.
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Male 699
Is it an annual tradition that pirates dive on trees on Christmas trees? Well maybe it is to him. That would explain everything.
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Male 4,246
How long before the memes begin? Hell, nevermind, there`re probably already dozens of animated GIFs involving this little debacle.
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Male 230
I love how as soon as he dives, some random woman on the left IMMEDIATELY whips out her camera phone...

Tsch...idiot! It`s already on video! Some people...

And as for Kiefer...I`m still rofling at "Well...that would explain everything!"

Yarr, matey. Yarr.

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Male 810
heh
keifer rocks

hooray for me for being related to him!

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Female 108
hahah i love him so much. he is fabulous.
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Male 516
drating classic. I have this video on my iPod and show it to anyone who I know will appreciate it. "That would explain everything!"
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Male 314
He can be forgiven, he is a Pirate. A leet one at that.
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Female 18
I adore him. Seriously. The man has no inhibitions.
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Male 20,911
Link: Kiefer Sutherland Celebrates Xmas [I-A-B Classic] [Rate Link] - An I-A-B Xmas Xlassic returns: 7 years running! It ain`t the Christmas season until Kiefer tackles the Christmas tree.
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