The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 12    Average: 3/5]
28 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 5995
Rating: 3
Category:
Date: 08/07/15 09:00 AM

28 Responses to Words Of Wisdom [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    August 6, 2014 at 5:50 am
    Link: Words Of Wisdom - From one of America`s greatest writers. What`s yours IAB?
  2. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6764 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 9:08 am
    "Your son / daughter is missing"

    "Your son / daughter has passed away"

    "5Cats was just elected president of the United States" ;)
  3. Profile photo of Mikeoxsbiggg
    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 9:11 am
    8675309
  4. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14625 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 9:12 am
    Derp. Derpy derpy derp derp
  5. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 9:12 am
    yes and sometime this power relies also in the last name.
  6. Profile photo of Torq
    Torq Male 40-49
    358 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 9:12 am
    Uhhhhh Nope. Oh someone could hurt my feelings with words but I don`t think there is a sentence that can destroy me. Unless maybe it`s "GUILTY! Life in Prison!"
  7. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 9:20 am
    "Hi honey, I`m back early"
  8. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 9:24 am
    "your mom!"
  9. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 9:25 am
    Fus ro dah
  10. Profile photo of Denogginizer
    Denogginizer Male 30-39
    821 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 10:00 am
    "Ready! Aim! Fire!"
  11. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6959 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 10:12 am
    We have verifiable proof that Jehova is real. And seriously pissed. Again.

    (Yes, I know proof is only for maths etc.)
  12. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 10:34 am
    LOL @Denogginizer!

    As often as not, it`s the person being destroyed who utters those words, e.g., "Hey, y`all, watch this!"
  13. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6764 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 10:41 am
    OldOllie

    Hahahaha.

    I was renting jet skis once and the consent form had a long list of don`ts ending in "Any activity directly preceded by the phrase "Hey ya`ll, watch this!"
  14. Profile photo of Torq
    Torq Male 40-49
    358 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 10:43 am
    "You ARE the father"
  15. Profile photo of AvatarJohn
    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 10:49 am
    "We`re from the government and we`re here to help."
  16. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 11:00 am
    "stop resisting"...bang!
  17. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 11:33 am
    "It`s not your fault but we`re blaming you anyways..."
    Especially when `The Boss` says this.

    @holygod: Canada and the USA would have to merge first, you`d have lots of warning before I got elected :->
  18. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6764 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 11:39 am
    5Cats

    "Canada and the USA would have to merge first, you`d have lots of warning before I got elected"

    Why? Conservatives seem to think Ted Cruz can be president of the United States. Why can`t you?
  19. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 12:02 pm
    As often as not, it`s the person being destroyed who utters those words, e.g., "Hey, y`all, watch this!"
  20. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 12:02 pm
    LOL @Denogginizer!
  21. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
    6171 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 3:14 pm
    "I`m Pregnant, you`re the father and I`m going to kill all three of us."
    (with respect to George Carlin)
  22. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
    6171 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 3:18 pm
    "Mr Grendel, you`re sperm count is one...he weighs three pounds, his name is Steve and he wants out now."
  23. Profile photo of PARSBAYLUK
    PARSBAYLUK Male 18-29
    102 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 3:31 pm
    "Internet`s out."
  24. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 3:51 pm
    `Hello dad`
  25. Profile photo of noblewolf
    noblewolf Male 40-49
    31 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 4:07 pm
    You dropped your soap...
  26. Profile photo of 747Pilot
    747Pilot Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    August 7, 2014 at 5:01 pm
    That`s an interesting quote, because there are certain sentences, or series of words, that can can cure people.

    I wonder if we could use the internet to collaborate a choose-your-own-adventure story, built of powerful series of words and choices through the story, which can aid to cure everyone`s personal problems?

    Like, the book is picked up by the most depressed person in the world, and the certain strings of words or sentences in the story, following their choices made, can help cure their depression. Or, if someone is suffering a loss reads it, the choices and story of certain word series and sentences can help them get through the grief. Varied so lots of people with different situations can read it and aid healing their situation. Changing so they can choose a different story next time. Anyway, i`d bet if that were around, and possible, that it would help so many folks.
  27. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    August 9, 2014 at 5:35 pm
    Actually I don`t think there are any words that can do serious damage to me. Of course, I could always be proven wrong.
  28. Profile photo of liabach
    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    August 10, 2014 at 12:03 am
    "I thought bukake where noodles."

Leave a Reply