Words Of Wisdom [Pic]

Submitted by: 5cats 1 year ago

From one of America"s greatest writers. What"s yours IAB?
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Male 3,231
"I thought bukake where noodles."
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Male 1,164
Actually I don`t think there are any words that can do serious damage to me. Of course, I could always be proven wrong.
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Male 1,454
That`s an interesting quote, because there are certain sentences, or series of words, that can can cure people.

I wonder if we could use the internet to collaborate a choose-your-own-adventure story, built of powerful series of words and choices through the story, which can aid to cure everyone`s personal problems?

Like, the book is picked up by the most depressed person in the world, and the certain strings of words or sentences in the story, following their choices made, can help cure their depression. Or, if someone is suffering a loss reads it, the choices and story of certain word series and sentences can help them get through the grief. Varied so lots of people with different situations can read it and aid healing their situation. Changing so they can choose a different story next time. Anyway, i`d bet if that were around, and possible, that it would help so many folks.
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Male 31
You dropped your soap...
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Male 13,624
`Hello dad`
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Male 7,350
"Mr Grendel, you`re sperm count is one...he weighs three pounds, his name is Steve and he wants out now."
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Male 7,350
"I`m Pregnant, you`re the father and I`m going to kill all three of us."
(with respect to George Carlin)
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Male 15,832
LOL @Denogginizer!
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Male 15,832
As often as not, it`s the person being destroyed who utters those words, e.g., "Hey, y`all, watch this!"
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Male 7,922
5Cats

"Canada and the USA would have to merge first, you`d have lots of warning before I got elected"

Why? Conservatives seem to think Ted Cruz can be president of the United States. Why can`t you?
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Male 36,504
"It`s not your fault but we`re blaming you anyways..."
Especially when `The Boss` says this.

@holygod: Canada and the USA would have to merge first, you`d have lots of warning before I got elected :->
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Male 5,013
"stop resisting"...bang!
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Male 1,059
"We`re from the government and we`re here to help."
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Male 358
"You ARE the father"
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Male 7,922
OldOllie

Hahahaha.

I was renting jet skis once and the consent form had a long list of don`ts ending in "Any activity directly preceded by the phrase "Hey ya`ll, watch this!"
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Male 15,832
LOL @Denogginizer!

As often as not, it`s the person being destroyed who utters those words, e.g., "Hey, y`all, watch this!"
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Male 7,123
We have verifiable proof that Jehova is real. And seriously pissed. Again.

(Yes, I know proof is only for maths etc.)
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Male 820
"Ready! Aim! Fire!"
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Male 5,013
Fus ro dah
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Male 5,013
"your mom!"
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Male 2,859
"Hi honey, I`m back early"
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Male 358
Uhhhhh Nope. Oh someone could hurt my feelings with words but I don`t think there is a sentence that can destroy me. Unless maybe it`s "GUILTY! Life in Prison!"
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Male 5,013
yes and sometime this power relies also in the last name.
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Male 14,775
Derp. Derpy derpy derp derp
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Male 1,497
8675309
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Male 7,922
"Your son / daughter is missing"

"Your son / daughter has passed away"

"5Cats was just elected president of the United States" ;)
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Male 36,504
Link: Words Of Wisdom [Pic] [Rate Link] - From one of America`s greatest writers. What`s yours IAB?
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