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21 Responses to Saturday Morning: With Kids Vs No Kids [Pic]

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    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    July 29, 2014 at 9:45 am
    Link: Saturday Morning: With Kids Vs No Kids - Now tell me all about your bundles of joy again....
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 9:07 am
    Yep. Never havin kids :p
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    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1071 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 9:23 am
    that is 100% accurate. I have 2 children.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2867 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 9:35 am
    i dont know, to be honest i think having something to distract from my insomnia and horrible, terrifying nightmares would be a godsend.

    600 lying in bed awake staring into darkness.
    630 still darkness. nothing but eternal darkness.
    700 sun begins to rise, casts scary shadows all around your room.
    800 finally begin to drift to sleep. you hear what you think is a baby crying off in the distance as you fall asleep.
    830 terrible fiery demons bathes your body in whips and flame. you are in hell.
    900 the hoots of an owl can be heard through the window, its wide eyed gaze peers into your soul.
    930 you wake up from what you thought were scratching noises coming from under your bed.
    1000 the scratching sounds persists, you tell yourself it is just the house settling.
    1030 you lie frozen in terror as you watch with your own eyes the shadows in your room swirling about to form a figure of shadow.
    1100 the sun has fully risen, but the shadowy figure te
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    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 9:37 am
    Kids or not, If you don`t get out of bed until 11, there is something wrong with you. Either physically or mentally.
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    fuad119 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 10:13 am
    It is funny and true but I kinda miss my baby nephew waking me up every morning..
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 10:13 am
    I concur
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7605 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 10:35 am
    Very true, but now my kids are adult I can`t get out the habit of being up by seven. I hate to waste a day...
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    KitFox Female 30-39
    595 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 11:55 am
    My friends` kids wake up around 9 or 10, and they`re 1 1/2 and 4 years old. But then again, their parents are night owls and don`t make them fall asleep at a certain time.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 11:56 am
    I wouldn`t trade the list on the left for anything.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7061 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    True. Six on a work day, seven on a holiday. Maybe eight if the weather is foul and I`m hungover.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 3:35 pm
    Used to work nights (9 years or so)
    Made redundant after 24 years 7 weeks ago, my sleep pattern is about as fecked as fecked is.
    I go to bed about Midnight or so, my brain still tells me I should be awake, finally flake out about 3 am, Kitteh jumps on me and wakes me up, at 6.30am - used to being fed at this time (The time I got home when working nights) Urghhhhhh!
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 3:41 pm
    Haha, I`m always up before my kids, every day, guaranteed. They`ve always slept like a couple teenagers, not morning people at all.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 7:46 pm
    I have two kids and never had half of those problems.

    This morningI woke up about 7 but my wife and I just laid there half asleep/awake. In the meantime our kids got up (didn`t even hear them) and made themselves bowls of cereal and sat down to watch TV quietly.

    I finally got up around 9 when our dog walked up and laid her head on my arm half an inch from my face to let me know that it was time for her to go outside.
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1096 posts
    August 2, 2014 at 8:39 pm
    There is no such thing as sleep in our home..I love every bit of it..I didn`t know what I was missing until I became a mama..I remember just 8 years ago, before I had children my idea of fun on a Saturday night would be going out to the clubs and dancing the night away..Now my idea of a good time on Saturday night is actually making it through a whole movie before finally passing out from exhaustion...
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    llaa Male 30-39
    1664 posts
    August 3, 2014 at 4:06 am
    No kids here, just bad sleep habits. Sometimes I`ll awaken at 5am, sometimes 5pm, other times 7am and once 2am. I`m still trying to sleep.

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    8jdb28jdb2 Male 30-39
    83 posts
    August 3, 2014 at 6:58 am
    I`m going to post this just because I`m surprised that no one really knows about it. I heard it mentioned in psyc class in uni and later confirmed by the interwebs.

    Garlic increases testosterone. The males testosterone levels influence the sex of the child. If you and your partner want to engage in planned parenthood, the behaviours (and health) of the male can have influence the range of possible outcomes. Cheers.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    August 3, 2014 at 9:22 am
    As someone without kids, I can confirm this is accurate. *adjusts sleep number*
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    August 4, 2014 at 1:22 am
    As someone who had kids early in life and is now enjoying a semi-retirement in his early 50`s, I can attest to the accuracy of both sides of that list.
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    Funkdeluxe Male 30-39
    27 posts
    August 5, 2014 at 12:25 pm
    Kids are better than sleep. No amount of sleeping in will ever compare to your kids saying "I love you daddy" (or mommy).
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    nadineturner Male 30-39
    1 post
    August 6, 2014 at 10:03 pm
    Its really true life is like heaven when we don`t have kids and when we have them it becomes vice versa.You can shophere.

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