Darwin Award Candidate [Pic]

Submitted by: ElectricEye 1 year ago in Funny

Please Do Not try this at home. Safety first.
There are 16 comments:
Male 5,814
Last line?
Anybody?
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Male 5,814
Said he with a grin
while wiping his chin...
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Male 5,814
...whose dick was so long he could suck it...
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Male 4,594
There once was a man from Nantucket...

Oh wait, wrong subject... Nevermind.
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Male 3,147
There once was an alien called Mork
who wanted to end it all with a fork,
He thought it`d be awesome
and he`d finally seen Orson,
He was last seen surging toward Ork.

Sorry... too spoon?
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Male 1,421
Schuko does not bend.
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Male 3,147
There once was a man from cameroon
for whom death could not come too soon
He saw the futility
and the power utility
so ended it all with a spoon.
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Male 3,147
a man who wanted to be thrilled,
knew he`d never be billed,
for the power he used,
when a socket he abused,
it`s really no shocker he was killed
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Male 3,147
lol DavyMid... no I can`t top it.


two limericks already about this kind of power abuse... i find that re-volting.


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Male 13,624
Its dodgy limerick time!
Davy and listy was funny!
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Male 13,624
There was a young guy called Doug,
who lusted over a plug,
then one day he had to play
and his C ock blew off to f uck
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Female 6,381
Davymid: Yours wind for being a lot closer to proper limerick rythm . Listy`s has way too many syllables.
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Male 12,138
Not bad Listy, not bad. But I think I can top it:

There once was an old man named Crockett,
Who stuck his Dick in a socket.
His arse backfired,
His balls got rewired,
And his c*ck shot off like a rocket.
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Male 3,436
@listypoos beautiful.
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Male 3,147
There was a young man from cork,
who tried to straighten an outlet with a fork,
he got thrown all the way to dublin
his body hot and bubblin`
and a face that looked like mickey rourke.
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Male 2,729
Link: Darwin Award Candidate [Pic] [Rate Link] - Please Do Not try this at home. Safety first.
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