Childrens Book About Open Carry Parents [Pic]

Submitted by: drawman61 1 year ago

The Controversial Childrens Book On Guns: My Parents Kill Sh*t

The childrens book My Parents Open Carry that supports the open carrying of firearms has caused some controversy in the media recently. Luckily for Poke readers, weve managed to get our hands on an early draft. NSFW language.

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Sneak preview of the controversial new book. NSFW Language
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There are 26 comments:
Male 1,382
It`s as fake as this one..



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Male 439
I don`t what`s dumber. The post itself or the people who think it`s real.
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Male 2,579
What most people don`t realize is that if the trucks stop delivering food, a gun will put food on the table.
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Male 96
Dad is a Policeman.
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Male 14,775
That pretty much sums up the typical NRA member, but without the hatred and vitriol.
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Male 15,832
Try to imagine a straw man built by a blind one-armed spastic retard.
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Male 4,893

Idiot.
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Male 2,342
This MAY have been funnier if it were better written, in one panel, instead of beating the dead horse over several...
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Male 689
now about the post, it needs to be toned down a bit. the words "sh*t,f*cking,assh*le and motherf*cker" would never pass in a kids book. they need to say "Say hi again mister and ill really kill your poop" or "He`s darn crazy. He`ll kill some poop.",lol.
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Male 689
@robthelurker -
that is the price we pay for freedom. if kids dont get easy access to guns then the terrorists win:(
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Male 689
yeah drawman61, an AR15 is not a machine gun. its a "sport rifle", even though it could be turned full auto and is the same design regularly used by the military to shoot people. the people depicted here though are carrying semi-auto handguns, the same that are responsible for over 80% of all homicides.
also, they dont plan to use it, they plan to scare the crap out of everyone because "its their right".
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Male 2,390
This is absolutely ridiculous. Everyone knows that white says, "Here, hold ma Beer" before he starts to kill poo.
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Male 7,350
drawman61-[quote]It`s because it`s so close to the truth that it works so well. [/quote]
It`s not close to the truth. It`s not even in the same universe as the truth.

It doesn`t work, period.

drawman61-[quote]Why else would you carry a machine gun [/quote]
You have no idea what a machine gun is. And none of the open carry issues involves machine guns.

As usual, you have no clue. But we do enjoy when you demonstrate your ignorance.

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Male 7,775
@DavidXJ - It`s because it`s so close to the truth that it works so well. Why else would you carry a machine gun to the library/mall/cinema etc if you weren`t hoping you had the chance to use it?
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Male 2,619
You even flip ad the photo comments? That`s pretty bad, that`s low.
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Male 36,509
A joke from a parody site... passed off as legitimate?
No small surprise here...
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Female 3,184
is it a coloring book? heyooooo!
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Female 7,838
Nah- not actually witty.
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Male 3,407
a childs book that is supposed to make children more comfortable around their parents guns makes me sick. a kid doesnt pick up a gun and point it at his sister if he isnt comfortable with it.
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Male 2,370

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Male 820
Lol what a sad trolling attempt. It only makes whoever made this look stupid and childish.
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Female 3,184
Sadly, they probably think we really are like that.... tsk...
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Male 1,106
For something to be funny, it usually needs to be just a little bit off of reality. This is so far from reality that it comes across as just kind of dumb.
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Male 10,339
That was moronic.
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Male 1,104
another book from the warped fantasy land of the ultra liberal!
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Male 7,775
Link: Childrens Book About Open Carry Parents [Pic] [Rate Link] - Sneak preview of the controversial new book. NSFW Language
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