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Childrens Book About Open Carry Parents [Pic]

The Controversial Childrens Book On Guns: My Parents Kill Sh*t

The childrens book My Parents Open Carry that supports the open carrying of firearms has caused some controversy in the media recently. Luckily for Poke readers, weve managed to get our hands on an early draft. NSFW language.

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Sneak preview of the controversial new book. NSFW Language

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Date: 08/05/15 10:30 AM

27 Responses to Childrens Book About Open Carry Parents [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    August 5, 2014 at 7:36 am
    Link: Childrens Book About Open Carry Parents - Sneak preview of the controversial new book. NSFW Language
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    spanz Male 50-59
    897 posts
    August 5, 2014 at 10:50 am
    another book from the warped fantasy land of the ultra liberal!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    August 5, 2014 at 10:50 am
    That was moronic.
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
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    August 5, 2014 at 10:54 am
    For something to be funny, it usually needs to be just a little bit off of reality. This is so far from reality that it comes across as just kind of dumb.
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    MelCervini Female 50-59
    2256 posts
    August 5, 2014 at 11:10 am
    Sadly, they probably think we really are like that.... tsk...
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    Denogginizer Male 30-39
    821 posts
    August 5, 2014 at 11:19 am
    Lol what a sad trolling attempt. It only makes whoever made this look stupid and childish.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    August 5, 2014 at 11:29 am

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    robthelurker Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2014 at 11:34 am
    a childs book that is supposed to make children more comfortable around their parents guns makes me sick. a kid doesnt pick up a gun and point it at his sister if he isnt comfortable with it.
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    August 5, 2014 at 11:34 am
    Nah- not actually witty.
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    MelCervini Female 50-59
    2256 posts
    August 5, 2014 at 12:04 pm
    is it a coloring book? heyooooo!
  11. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    August 5, 2014 at 12:21 pm
    A joke from a parody site... passed off as legitimate?
    No small surprise here...
  12. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    August 5, 2014 at 12:53 pm
    You even flip ad the photo comments? That`s pretty bad, that`s low.
  13. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    August 5, 2014 at 1:40 pm
    @DavidXJ - It`s because it`s so close to the truth that it works so well. Why else would you carry a machine gun to the library/mall/cinema etc if you weren`t hoping you had the chance to use it?
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    Grendel Male 40-49
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    August 5, 2014 at 1:47 pm
    drawman61-It`s because it`s so close to the truth that it works so well.
    It`s not close to the truth. It`s not even in the same universe as the truth.

    It doesn`t work, period.

    drawman61-Why else would you carry a machine gun
    You have no idea what a machine gun is. And none of the open carry issues involves machine guns.

    As usual, you have no clue. But we do enjoy when you demonstrate your ignorance.

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    PARSBAYLUK Male 18-29
    102 posts
    August 5, 2014 at 3:18 pm
    The real crime here is the comic sans.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
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    August 5, 2014 at 3:44 pm
    This is absolutely ridiculous. Everyone knows that white says, "Here, hold ma Beer" before he starts to kill poo.
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    jops360 Male 30-39
    689 posts
    August 5, 2014 at 4:43 pm
    yeah drawman61, an AR15 is not a machine gun. its a "sport rifle", even though it could be turned full auto and is the same design regularly used by the military to shoot people. the people depicted here though are carrying semi-auto handguns, the same that are responsible for over 80% of all homicides.
    also, they dont plan to use it, they plan to scare the crap out of everyone because "its their right".
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    jops360 Male 30-39
    689 posts
    August 5, 2014 at 4:46 pm
    @robthelurker -
    that is the price we pay for freedom. if kids dont get easy access to guns then the terrorists win:(
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    jops360 Male 30-39
    689 posts
    August 5, 2014 at 4:56 pm
    now about the post, it needs to be toned down a bit. the words "sh*t,f*cking,assh*le and motherf*cker" would never pass in a kids book. they need to say "Say hi again mister and ill really kill your poop" or "He`s darn crazy. He`ll kill some poop.",lol.
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    jay Male 30-39
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    August 5, 2014 at 5:09 pm
    This MAY have been funnier if it were better written, in one panel, instead of beating the dead horse over several...
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    August 5, 2014 at 5:57 pm

    Idiot.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    August 5, 2014 at 7:26 pm
    Try to imagine a straw man built by a blind one-armed spastic retard.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    August 5, 2014 at 9:12 pm
    That pretty much sums up the typical NRA member, but without the hatred and vitriol.
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    skogsgud Male 40-49
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    August 6, 2014 at 3:03 am
    Dad is a Policeman.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2014 at 8:16 am
    What most people don`t realize is that if the trucks stop delivering food, a gun will put food on the table.
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    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    August 6, 2014 at 8:47 am
    I don`t what`s dumber. The post itself or the people who think it`s real.
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    Daegog Male 30-39
    1371 posts
    August 5, 2015 at 10:51 am
    It`s as fake as this one..



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