Survival Tips In Case Of Catastrophe [Pix]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 1 year ago in Misc





































Gotta love sexy, sexy warmth.
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There are 16 comments:
Male 5,617
"... you could wear the condom for sexy warmth."
I tried that. She said the phone was too much then, the matches ignited...
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Male 228
If you are male, you could wear the condom for sexy warmth.
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Male 4,746
The watch one is stupid. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Now you know your directions. No watch needed.
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Male 239
Yes Draculya the watch one got me too. Also if you can get to a bridge or overpass in a tornado that is the safest place you can be. Up in under the overpass beams and hold on for dear life. I`ve never heard of one being blown down.
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Male 689
dont condoms contain lube? wouldnt that hurt matches?
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Male 14,862
badly written psuedo-survival tips.

e.g. read the watch one twice.
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Male 5,617
"Rapey bears often have syphilis."
"It was all the bears fault" said the Canadian chick...
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Male 2,675
I was gonna jump down yer s*** for taking the site logo off all the pics, but at least you linked them in the credits.
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Female 870
knowing the size of the water bottle for the bleach trick would be nice. Is it a 2 litre? or a smaller single serving type?
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Male 5,874
Also useful for keeping you hair dry in an emergency. (If you don`t die laughing in the process).

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Male 696
Condoms are very useful in wilderness survival.

Rapey bears often have syphilis.
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Male 5,874
What flavour should the condoms be? Ribbed, tickler or whatever?
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Male 5,617
"Now, how-the-hell you gonna send text with that dry-assed condom on yo` phone...?"
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Female 7,873
Ranulph Fiennes recommended unlubricated condoms as emergency kit- from ear warmers to water carriers!
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Male 5,617
"Yes, but, how should one keep the condoms dry...?"
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Female 8,044
Link: Survival Tips In Case Of Catastrophe [Pix] [Rate Link] - Gotta love sexy, sexy warmth.
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