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Date: 07/20/15 12:00 PM

16 Responses to Survival Tips In Case Of Catastrophe [Pix]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    July 20, 2014 at 8:37 am
    Link: Survival Tips In Case Of Catastrophe - Gotta love sexy, sexy warmth.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 20, 2014 at 12:33 pm
    "Yes, but, how should one keep the condoms dry...?"
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7618 posts
    July 20, 2014 at 12:53 pm
    Ranulph Fiennes recommended unlubricated condoms as emergency kit- from ear warmers to water carriers!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 20, 2014 at 2:11 pm
    "Now, how-the-hell you gonna send text with that dry-assed condom on yo` phone...?"
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 20, 2014 at 2:52 pm
    What flavour should the condoms be? Ribbed, tickler or whatever?
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    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    July 20, 2014 at 2:53 pm
    Condoms are very useful in wilderness survival.

    Rapey bears often have syphilis.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 20, 2014 at 3:00 pm
    Also useful for keeping you hair dry in an emergency. (If you don`t die laughing in the process).

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    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
    867 posts
    July 20, 2014 at 3:38 pm
    knowing the size of the water bottle for the bleach trick would be nice. Is it a 2 litre? or a smaller single serving type?
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    July 20, 2014 at 3:58 pm
    I was gonna jump down yer s*** for taking the site logo off all the pics, but at least you linked them in the credits.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 20, 2014 at 6:17 pm
    "Rapey bears often have syphilis."
    "It was all the bears fault" said the Canadian chick...
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14656 posts
    July 20, 2014 at 9:25 pm
    badly written psuedo-survival tips.

    e.g. read the watch one twice.
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    jops360 Male 30-39
    689 posts
    July 20, 2014 at 9:45 pm
    dont condoms contain lube? wouldnt that hurt matches?
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    monkeyspankn Male 60-69
    239 posts
    July 21, 2014 at 1:39 am
    Yes Draculya the watch one got me too. Also if you can get to a bridge or overpass in a tornado that is the safest place you can be. Up in under the overpass beams and hold on for dear life. I`ve never heard of one being blown down.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    July 21, 2014 at 6:20 am
    The watch one is stupid. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Now you know your directions. No watch needed.
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    ssalty Male 60-69
    228 posts
    July 21, 2014 at 10:17 am
    If you are male, you could wear the condom for sexy warmth.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 21, 2014 at 12:25 pm
    "... you could wear the condom for sexy warmth."
    I tried that. She said the phone was too much then, the matches ignited...

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