Skinny Jeans

Submitted by: naravin 1 year ago Funny

Woman vs. Pants
There are 9 comments:
Female 2,691
pathetic. buy them three sizes bigger, you dumb cow.
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Male 13,624
Darn I used to back in the day pull them out the washer dripping wet, then shimmy them on - just about get them on while soaking wet, then they dried out as the night went on....
Nowadays feck that- got elasticated army camo pants
short, long, and 3/4 `s
Things you do when a hip dude!
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Male 15,832
That`s one good thing about getting old. I can buy jeans that are 2" too big and hold them up with suspenders, and I don`t give a loose dry f*** what anyone else thinks about it.
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Female 55
When I was younger, I had some pretty intense callouses on the sides of my index fingers from wrestling with the zippers on skinny jeans. If you didn`t have a friend or a coat hanger, your options were a fork, or to flop onto your bed with a pair of pliers in hand. Getting back up was the tricky part, and sitting down? forget it. Also, you had to make sure your shoes were on and tied, and the bottoms of the jeans were properly pegged BEFORE attempting the zip.
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Male 5,608
BF: "Hold on, hold on. I know how to get you fix you and the jeans."
Chick: "How?"
BF: "Let`s bang for about an hour. That`ll be a good workout."
Chick: "Okay..."
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Chick: "Wow!! I am much more relaxed!"
BF: "Good. Now, have a shower and put on a long skirt. Leave the underwear behind..."
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Male 5,874
I`ve always known them as `aerosol jeans`. They look like they were sprayed on, and are very tight round the aerosol.
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Female 7,833
Many years ago, before the invention of lycra it could take an hour to get into jeans. It required a tall friend, a coathanger and a high pain tolerance. Once the damn things had been on for an hour they were fine...
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Male 7,775
Final scene was done well.
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Female 655
Link: Skinny Jeans [Rate Link] - Woman vs. Pants
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