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Date: 07/12/15 09:00 AM

9 Responses to Skinny Jeans

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    naravin Female 18-29
    656 posts
    July 11, 2014 at 4:47 pm
    Link: Skinny Jeans - Woman vs. Pants
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7749 posts
    July 12, 2014 at 9:19 am
    Final scene was done well.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7596 posts
    July 12, 2014 at 10:25 am
    Many years ago, before the invention of lycra it could take an hour to get into jeans. It required a tall friend, a coathanger and a high pain tolerance. Once the damn things had been on for an hour they were fine...
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 12, 2014 at 10:29 am
    I`ve always known them as `aerosol jeans`. They look like they were sprayed on, and are very tight round the aerosol.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 12, 2014 at 10:55 am
    BF: "Hold on, hold on. I know how to get you fix you and the jeans."
    Chick: "How?"
    BF: "Let`s bang for about an hour. That`ll be a good workout."
    Chick: "Okay..."
    Chick: "Wow!! I am much more relaxed!"
    BF: "Good. Now, have a shower and put on a long skirt. Leave the underwear behind..."
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    reija Female 30-39
    55 posts
    July 12, 2014 at 12:53 pm
    When I was younger, I had some pretty intense callouses on the sides of my index fingers from wrestling with the zippers on skinny jeans. If you didn`t have a friend or a coat hanger, your options were a fork, or to flop onto your bed with a pair of pliers in hand. Getting back up was the tricky part, and sitting down? forget it. Also, you had to make sure your shoes were on and tied, and the bottoms of the jeans were properly pegged BEFORE attempting the zip.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 12, 2014 at 2:01 pm
    That`s one good thing about getting old. I can buy jeans that are 2" too big and hold them up with suspenders, and I don`t give a loose dry f*** what anyone else thinks about it.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 12, 2014 at 3:50 pm
    Darn I used to back in the day pull them out the washer dripping wet, then shimmy them on - just about get them on while soaking wet, then they dried out as the night went on....
    Nowadays feck that- got elasticated army camo pants
    short, long, and 3/4 `s
    Things you do when a hip dude!
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 2:56 pm
    pathetic. buy them three sizes bigger, you dumb cow.

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