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Date: 07/15/15 01:38 PM

37 Responses to Parents, Can We Please Stop This?! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Crap4Brains
    Crap4Brains Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 9:37 am
    Link: Parents, Can We Please Stop This?! - Where is Velveeta?
  2. Profile photo of TacoTuesday
    TacoTuesday Male 18-29
    242 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 1:45 pm
    Ah. Ooh. Hmm.

    Yeah, not touching this one.
  3. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 1:54 pm
    The stupid... you have to transmit it to the next generation, you see ?
  4. Profile photo of just2talk
    just2talk Male 18-29
    94 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 1:56 pm
    Read? I ain`t got no time for that, I can`t even spell my name.
  5. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 2:05 pm
    Parents, can we please teach our children to have respect (or, at the very least, tolerance) for other ways of doing things other than our own?
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4892 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 2:55 pm
    Parents really need to stop giving kids the names that make them say, "Oh, wouldn`t it be just adorable to name her...", because they end up being laughed at for it for the rest of their lives.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 3:18 pm
    Not wishing to be errrr.... racist or owt
    But most of the odd names come from people who are black, damn I said that - banned so I be
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    HQampersand Male 18-29
    172 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 3:35 pm
    Ghetto~
  9. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 3:36 pm

    "Airwrecka McBride"??
  10. Profile photo of faustsshadow
    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    441 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 3:41 pm
    Right or wrong, people with `black` sounding names are less likely to be chosen for higher paying jobs. (At least according to the folks over at Freakanomics.) The parents really aren`t doing their kids any favors.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 3:49 pm
    Still not as bad as "Barry Hussein Sotoro"!
  12. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1520 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 3:53 pm
    I cant decide which is worse... these names or some of the names celebrities have chosen.
  13. Profile photo of ArgusTuft
    ArgusTuft Male 50-59
    1217 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 4:18 pm
    @Jake. "Erica"
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 4:22 pm

    @Jake. "Erica"

    Thanks, Argus. That didn`t occur to me. Must have been all that Chaucer I read back in college.
  15. Profile photo of Thonious
    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 4:49 pm
    What about Noxzema and Listerine? No L-A?
  16. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 6:19 pm
    This should be child abuse.
  17. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 7:35 pm
    Actually, I think we should be encouraging this. It`s a real time saver when you`re screening resumes.
  18. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 7:51 pm
    It`s designed to make white people read their names as slow as they do themselves.
  19. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 8:31 pm
    Where is the back-to-Africa movement now that it`s really needed?
  20. Profile photo of Zismo
    Zismo Male 18-29
    1054 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 10:11 pm
    Whatever happened to traditional names like Tyron, Latisha, Propecia.
  21. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 10:12 pm
    Bunch of racist people below. Maybe we should all go back to Africa. It`s where we are all from.
  22. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 10:18 pm
    Here`s one that is crazy, but sane compared to the picture. I know someone who named one kid River, and the next one Skylar but they`re using Sky. So they have kids named River and Sky. I also know a Roxie and a Stoney that are siblings.
  23. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 10:31 pm
    I have no patience for the stupid things black people do but this post is such a blatant attempt at race baiting, I actually find it pretty disgusting. Tsk tsk tsk, IAB.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 11:09 pm
    My favorite has always been "La-a".

    "It`s pronounced "Ladasha", ya`ll. The dash ain`t silent, stoo-pid!"
  25. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 2:20 am
    Velve`eta La Scheez. That was always my favorite.
  26. Profile photo of ArgusTuft
    ArgusTuft Male 50-59
    1217 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 2:29 am
    @Ollie. Wiping tears. Well met sir!
  27. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 2:33 am
    I knew a Chinese woman called Yu Ni-Ga. It wasn`t a problem till she emigrated to the USA and found nobody could pronounce it. Three simple syllables. Seriously! And to think people can pronounce "Tywaniquekya".

    So anyway, she is now called Lose, like the flower.


  28. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 2:36 am
    Ah yes, US of A, where you`re free to do whatever you want as long as it conforms to the accepted norms and standards.
  29. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 3:18 am
    Someone photoshop a Stinger onto Airwrecka so it makes sense please.
  30. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 5:51 am
    Anything allowed, except Adolf.
  31. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
    6269 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 7:39 am
    SonicSophie-Bunch of racist people below.
    Pointing out that one particular race tends to name their kids `africanized` names (which are in no way `african`) is `racist`?

    But, stupid names is not limited to any one race:
    Have a cousin that named her daughter after a particular stainless steel car (Back to the Future one).
    Went to school with a `Rusty Hair`...who happened to have bright-orange brillo-pad hair.
  32. Profile photo of Mikeman64
    Mikeman64 Male 40-49
    138 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 8:49 am
    I was a bail bondsman for 8 years. The worst name I ran across was a young lady from Chicago named...Felony. And yep she was arrested for a felony.Go figure.
  33. Profile photo of Torq
    Torq Male 40-49
    358 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 10:26 am
    A lot of drugs sound like black girls. Boniva, Lovitra, and Viagra.
  34. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 11:25 am
    I bet there is a HK Chinese dude called Viagra. It`s almost a certainty. However, his email probably never gets through.
  35. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 9:30 pm
    MeGrendel--

    People "Pointing out that one particular race tends to name their kids `africanized` names" wasn`t what I was referring to my friend. And I am right there with you. I am talking about the comments by handimanner and Draculya.
  36. Profile photo of katluver
    katluver Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 19, 2014 at 11:42 am
    Friend of a friend is pregnant with a son, and she is naming him... "King" ... There are no words. Stop the world, I want to get off.
  37. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3352 posts
    July 16, 2015 at 1:03 pm
    i seen a white boy named Thatcher as in a roof thatcher.
    a white girl named Sky.
    you can on all day with silly white people names

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