Parents, Can We Please Stop This?! [Pic]

Submitted by: Crap4Brains 1 year ago Weird

Where is Velveeta?
There are 37 comments:
Male 3,578
i seen a white boy named Thatcher as in a roof thatcher.
a white girl named Sky.
you can on all day with silly white people names
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Male 321
Friend of a friend is pregnant with a son, and she is naming him... "King" ... There are no words. Stop the world, I want to get off.
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Female 354
MeGrendel--

People "Pointing out that one particular race tends to name their kids `africanized` names" wasn`t what I was referring to my friend. And I am right there with you. I am talking about the comments by handimanner and Draculya.
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Male 14,775
I bet there is a HK Chinese dude called Viagra. It`s almost a certainty. However, his email probably never gets through.
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Male 358
A lot of drugs sound like black girls. Boniva, Lovitra, and Viagra.
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Male 153
I was a bail bondsman for 8 years. The worst name I ran across was a young lady from Chicago named...Felony. And yep she was arrested for a felony.Go figure.
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Male 7,353
SonicSophie-[quote]Bunch of racist people below.[/quote]
Pointing out that one particular race tends to name their kids `africanized` names (which are in no way `african`) is `racist`?

But, stupid names is not limited to any one race:
Have a cousin that named her daughter after a particular stainless steel car (Back to the Future one).
Went to school with a `Rusty Hair`...who happened to have bright-orange brillo-pad hair.
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Male 1,364
Anything allowed, except Adolf.
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Male 2,332
Someone photoshop a Stinger onto Airwrecka so it makes sense please.
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Male 5,094
Ah yes, US of A, where you`re free to do whatever you want as long as it conforms to the accepted norms and standards.
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Male 14,775
I knew a Chinese woman called Yu Ni-Ga. It wasn`t a problem till she emigrated to the USA and found nobody could pronounce it. Three simple syllables. Seriously! And to think people can pronounce "Tywaniquekya".

So anyway, she is now called Lose, like the flower.


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Male 1,253
@Ollie. Wiping tears. Well met sir!
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Female 2,691
Velve`eta La Scheez. That was always my favorite.
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Male 1,983
My favorite has always been "La-a".

"It`s pronounced "Ladasha", ya`ll. The dash ain`t silent, stoo-pid!"
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Male 522
I have no patience for the stupid things black people do but this post is such a blatant attempt at race baiting, I actually find it pretty disgusting. Tsk tsk tsk, IAB.
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Male 11,740
Here`s one that is crazy, but sane compared to the picture. I know someone who named one kid River, and the next one Skylar but they`re using Sky. So they have kids named River and Sky. I also know a Roxie and a Stoney that are siblings.
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Female 354
Bunch of racist people below. Maybe we should all go back to Africa. It`s where we are all from.
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Male 1,056
Whatever happened to traditional names like Tyron, Latisha, Propecia.
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Male 2,096
Where is the back-to-Africa movement now that it`s really needed?
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Male 14,775
It`s designed to make white people read their names as slow as they do themselves.
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Male 15,832
Actually, I think we should be encouraging this. It`s a real time saver when you`re screening resumes.
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Male 2,675
This should be child abuse.
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Male 987
What about Noxzema and Listerine? No L-A?
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Male 7,031

@Jake. "Erica"

Thanks, Argus. That didn`t occur to me. Must have been all that Chaucer I read back in college.
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Male 1,253
@Jake. "Erica"
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Female 1,534
I cant decide which is worse... these names or some of the names celebrities have chosen.
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Male 1,059
Still not as bad as "Barry Hussein Sotoro"!
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Male 501
Right or wrong, people with `black` sounding names are less likely to be chosen for higher paying jobs. (At least according to the folks over at Freakanomics.) The parents really aren`t doing their kids any favors.
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Male 7,031

"Airwrecka McBride"??
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Male 172
Ghetto~
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Male 13,624
Not wishing to be errrr.... racist or owt
But most of the odd names come from people who are black, damn I said that - banned so I be
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Male 5,568
Parents really need to stop giving kids the names that make them say, "Oh, wouldn`t it be just adorable to name her...", because they end up being laughed at for it for the rest of their lives.
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Male 4,431
Parents, can we please teach our children to have respect (or, at the very least, tolerance) for other ways of doing things other than our own?
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Male 105
Read? I ain`t got no time for that, I can`t even spell my name.
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Male 1,015
The stupid... you have to transmit it to the next generation, you see ?
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Male 242
Ah. Ooh. Hmm.

Yeah, not touching this one.
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Male 648
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