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Date: 07/14/15 01:54 PM

19 Responses to Do Not Ring This Bell [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of ntropy
    ntropy Male 18-29
    310 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 10:05 am
    Link: Do Not Ring This Bell - Some very threatening notes left to discourage anyone from pressing the doorbell.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 2:24 pm
    I`d post a sign reading, "Do not ring door bell or knock unless you are expected. If you want me to answer the door, call first. If you do not know my number, go away. If you ring or knock anyway, I will place you under citizen`s arrest for criminal trespassing and hand you over to the police.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 2:36 pm
    The last one is the worst one
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 2:38 pm
    I ignore my doorbell. The only people likely to be ringing it will be the TV licence people, wanting 340 euros (and climbing).
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7741 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 3:25 pm
    Fwoggie2 - just tell them you don`t have one and, no, they cannot come in and check. Job done.
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    Twinklestein Male 30-39
    513 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 3:44 pm
    all of the handwriting looks suspiciously similar.
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    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 3:57 pm
    why not just put "bell broken"
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 4:42 pm
    i only open the door for the pizza man. and no one delivers pizza where i live.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 4:49 pm
    Disconnecting the doorbell is the easiest thing to do. You can leave the button there and let people press it all they want if you don`t want to take the time to patch the hole.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 4:53 pm
    Disconnecting the doorbell is the easiest thing to do.

    why not just put "bell broken"
    Because neither of those suggestions would stop people from pounding on the door.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 5:13 pm
    @OldOllie - Some people don`t like having their doorbell rung because they`re made to be heard throughout the whole house, unlike a typical knock on the door. I`m an electrician, been on several jobs doing work in someones home where they asked me if I could also disconnect their doorbell because it annoyed them or woke their kids up or whatever. People are going to knock on your door sometimes whether you like it or not, that`s life.
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    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
    313 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 5:24 pm
    why not just put "bell broken"

    Because that`s lame and boring, have a sense of humor
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5449 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 7:48 pm
    I bet they all have a mat that reads "welcome".
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 8:59 pm
    that last one is great.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    July 14, 2014 at 9:57 pm
    The doorbell: bane of every new parent`s existence.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 5:29 am
    why not simply switch the doorbell off?

    why do they even have a doorbell?

    i`m going to give it a ring i think and ask.
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    furrything Male 50-59
    1340 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 5:53 am
    I believe that most were penned by the same hand.....check out some of the letters.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 12:00 am
    why not simply switch the doorbell off?
    Because then they`ll bang on the door and make even more of a racket.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    July 16, 2014 at 12:12 am
    Just disconnect the doorbell and lay out a mat that says, "F*U*C*K OFF."

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