Dear Heroes... [Pic]

Submitted by: gingernut333 1 year ago Entertainment

... I don"t care if you"re trying to be cool it"s called logic
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Female 70
This should be titled "Things I Scream At the Screen During Almost Every Movie/TV Show Ever Made"
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Male 37,888

If you are being questioned by the
homicide detectives on Law & Order...
STOP UNLOADING THE TRUCK!
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Male 557
Why are you all worrying yourselves about such menial things. And getting so pissed off at it at the same time. It`s great that you want to show off how clever and smart you are, but come on show some modesty. They are called television and movies for a reason. It is not real life. Plus they do things that may be physically impossible or stupid to advance the plot line where they want the story to go. Get over yourselves already and stop pointing out the mistake they made because it doesn`t mean poo.
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Male 439
Always run down the middle of the street when being chased by the car. Never look to duck into a narrow alley or enter any of the buildings.

And if you turn around and it looks like someone or something is chasing you, go with your first instinct. Don`t stand there and stare at if for 10 seconds before you start running.
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Male 36,400
[quote]I`ve been angry about this crap since I was a kid.[/quote]

You`ll fit in well here @AnTi90d!!!
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Male 12,365
If you`re ever being shot at, just open a car door and crouch behind it. Every car door is absolutely bulletproof despite being flimsy enough to be severely dented by a kick. Thousands of films and TV programs prove that.

Found some unidentified powder at a crime scene? Eat some - it`s a certain test for drugs and can`t possibly be dangerous.

You`re a criminal and the police are after you? Always head for the roof. What could possibly stop you escaping from the roof of a building hundreds of feet high?

Someone I know is studying forensics and intends to be a CSI. She can no longer tolerate watching CSI TV shows because they`re all so very wrong.

The one that gets me is the "hero is thrown by an explosion, rolls and walks away". Oh come on! If you`re close enough to be thrown by an explosion, you`re going to be dead even before the shrapnel hits you.
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Male 1,197
Here`s another one. When in a fight with the bad guy who`s chasing you, if you get the upper hand, don`t start running again. Continue to beat them until there`s no way they can recover and start chasing you again.
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Male 671
Palms heal really fast and recover really well. I remember seeing a patient that had an oil heater explode on her. Her face and arms had skin that looked like melted plastic - you could see where the muscles were as the skin had pooled in the cracks between. The only visible part of her that was normal was her palms,
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Female 2,691
Yeah, and how about YOU SHUT THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU? You`re letting the flies in.
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Male 511
How about..
Scene 1
Hero and girl meet for the first time
Scene 2
SEX SCENE!!!!
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Male 124
I`ve been angry about this crap since I was a kid.
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Male 5,608
4)rains ONLY during funerals."
It`s part of the film language: The scene is weeping on top of the focus character weeping.
-If it rains, the focus character will potentially be affected for years.
-If it`s sunny, the character who should be grieving will be okay after a bowl of ice cream.
-If it`s sunny, and the remote character who should be grieving has a covered face, she is probably going to jump someone, most likely the perspective character at the first opportunity.

I, on the other hand, hate to hear people give exposition and start a technical explanation with "basically" when the listening character is supposed to be a scientist/professional investigator.
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Male 2,586
Or the big one... As the villain, don`t talk when you capture someone... shoot them! This is the hero, he`s going to find a way out eventually and kick your @rse!
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Female 3,180
my movie pet peeves: 1)The largest knife in the house is ALWAYS found lying askew on top of every other knife in the drawer. 2) no screens in ANY windows. 3)snows ONLY on Christmas day. 4)rains ONLY during funerals. 4)Horses whinnying or neighing while running, falling, fighting, being killed or hurt. (they DONT) 5)and my personal favorite the gas gauge that you can literally watch sink below the "E" while the engine sputters...
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Male 358
When running away, if the stupid bitch screams and falls.... leave her!
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Male 7,775
And please teach me how you manage to find the best parking spot at every location you ever go to EVER!
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Male 36,400
Hollywood (and TV) don`t need no stinkin logic!!
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Male 1,832
Nothing in Hollywood is done for accuracy. It just has to look cool.
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Male 5,561
And the jerks who have to rip off their shirts to fight. How about instead of ripping off your own shirt, as your opponent is ripping off HIS shirt punch the crap out of him.
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Male 7,031

All true. What about the move you see in every movie and TV show where people have to "test" what they think is blood by rubbing it between their fingers. They see some red stuff on the ground that looks exactly like blood. Do they just move on? No, they`ve got to bend down, dab their fingers in the stuff and start rubbing it between their fingers with pensive looks on their faces. Bloodborne diseases? What bloodborne diseases?
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Female 1,071
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