Beer, Wine and Water [Pic]

Submitted by: UncleBallSak 1 year ago in Funny

Alcohol doesn"t solve any problems, but then again neither does milk.
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Male 14,832
That was the original purpose of beer, not making women permissive. That was a pleasant side-effect
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Male 11,740
Scientifically speaking, alcohol is a solution.
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Male 38,477

According to Good Reads Ben said "In beer there is Freedom" not strength.
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Male 15,832
This quote is not by Franklin at all. Bacteria, or "animalcules," as they were first called, were first observed by Antoni van Leeuwenhoek in 1676; however, they were not associated with disease until Louis Pasteur proposed his germ theory in the 1870`s.

Also, a true scientist, of which Franklin was one, would have known that "bacteria" is the plural of "bacterium" and would have used a plural verb.
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Male 3,231
from Poor Richards Almanac I believe.
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Male 15,832
In water there ARE bacteria.

There, I fixed it.
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Male 7,031

ferdy, it`s a great song. Give a listen.

Turns out that line is "It`ll rust your boots," not "It rots your books." It`s been decades since I heard the song.
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Male 13,624
@ Jake_Justus
Nice verse there


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Male 7,031

Water is the strong stuff
It carries whales and ships
But water is the wrong stuff
Don`t let it get past your lips
It rots your books
It wets your suits
Puts aches in all your bones
Dilute the stuff with whiskey
Aye, or leave it well alone

(Robin Williamson - "Rab`s Last Woolen Testament")
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Male 124
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