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45 Silly Things Global Warming Will Cause! [Gif]

1. Acne

2. AIDS

3. Poppy/opium genocide

4. Elder death

5. The end of Africa

6. Hostile weed takeovers

7. Airplane crashes

8. More al Qaeda/Taliban

9. Allergies

10. Alligator migration and sex-ratio disruption

(Yes, I realize that is a crocodile)

11. Anxiety (about everything else on this list)

12. No more smelling the roses

13. Asteroid strikes

14. Jellyfish attacks

15. Fortress world where rich lock out the poor

16. Worse beer

17. Brain shrinkage

18. Brothel shortages

19. Return of the black plague

20. Cannibalism

21. Cataracts

22. Cat love

23. Reduction in circumcisions

24. Cougar attacks

(Not that kind)

25. Only rich people will be thin and healthy

(According to Tyra Banks)

26. Gingerbread house apocalypse

27. End of golf (at least the Masters)

28. Home runs

29. No more outdoor ice hockey

(Relax, indoor hockey is safe)

30. No more pasta

31. Maple syrup shortages

32. Pirates

33. Rapes

34. Redhead extinction

35. Sea snot

(This, but like, from the ocean)

36. Sexual dysfunction

37. Pug and other short-nosed animals” extinction

38. Weird new shrimp sex patterns

39. Giant spiders

40. Murders

41. Fewer truffles

(Chunk and truffle-sniffing pigs hardest hit)

42. UFO sightings

43. Noisier oceans

44. Violin extinction

45. Drop in GDP



“”Supposedly”” cause that is, as explained by gifs. True, but funny, predictions!

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Date: 07/15/15 07:58 AM

16 Responses to 45 Silly Things Global Warming Will Cause! [Gif]

  1. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    July 14, 2014 at 5:21 pm
    Link: 45 Silly Things Global Warming Will Cause! - ``Supposedly`` cause that is, as explained by gifs. True, but funny, predictions!
  2. Profile photo of Wundt
    Wundt Male 40-49
    410 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 8:17 am
    This is called a strawman argument. You present an oversimplified and ridiculous version of the other side`s arguments, and then point out how simple and ridiculous they are.

    Global warming is real. The evidence is 100 to 1 in support of it being a real phenomena and that it is caused by human industry.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 8:31 am
    I didn`t care until I got to giant spiders.
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    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 8:53 am
    I didn`t see the sources on the WP article
  5. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    973 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 10:32 am
    buthis doesnt make global warming any less serious. wonderful troll attempt.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 11:26 am
    You`re becoming a pro at presenting strawman arguments.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 11:27 am

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    jay Male 30-39
    1579 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 3:07 pm
    Sorry dude, but this isn`t even a "funny" attempt to rehash this topic...
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 4:14 pm
    Global warming is real. The evidence is 100 to 1 in support of it being a real phenomena and that it is caused by human industry.
    ...and that one guy`s career will be destroyed before COB tomorrow. This is how we achieve "consensus."
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
    3392 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 4:22 pm
    If it`s a legit study then they won`t be ostracized. There are credible anti AGW studies, they are far too few and far between though. Until I see definitive proof in the other direction I`m throwing my lot in with AGW
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    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 4:52 pm
    normalfreak2

    You don`t need consensus. You just need repeatable results that`s what makes sciences so great. All great scientists went against the consensus. Rather than ostracising deniers better to repeat the experiements or show where it went wrong. But Climate change has turned into it`s own religion conform or we attack you until your career is ruined.

    Bit like this post. Spouting claims without evidence to back up "who or where" these claims were made about climate change,.
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    jay Male 30-39
    1579 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 9:55 pm
    Personally, I can`t get on board with the "keep up the status quo" sort of mentality that goes along with denying AGW. Having asthma, along with an autoimmune disorder, I`m not sure that I can afford to...I want cleaner air and water. Is that wrong?
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    July 15, 2014 at 10:53 pm
    I still don`t get how we are still arguing- it is a no brainer. if AGW is real ( I reckon it is) then we clean up fast creating new jobs, cheaper energy etc... because if not we stand to lose pretty much everything. If it turns out to be false we lose nothing- shares in BP may fall but other than that all we get is- jobs, cheaper energy and a cleaner place to live...
  14. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    July 19, 2014 at 7:57 am
    FYI: All these "predictions" are REAL! They came from various "AGW Scientists" and were PUBLISHED!

    Not a "strawman" at all: these are the FACTS.

    Of course you HUMOURLESS FANATICS cannot possibly laugh at the sheer absurdity of them, you have to attack! Irrational, emotional assault, it`s the ONLY argument you have!
    Sad really.
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    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    July 15, 2015 at 8:49 am
    5Cats, please stop. You`re too smart for a proper troll and too dumb to have a genuine discussion with.
  16. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    July 15, 2015 at 9:08 am
    Still FUNNY a year later!!

    And "scientists" are STILL spewing nonsense about what AGW will cause... maybe... in 80-100 years...
    BUT we have to spend TRILLIONS NOW on various "cures" that are simply not going to actually DO anything...
    ...Except make these AGW Experts very rich!

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