Those idiots were ostracized, never heard from again, Stewart joked.
In light of recent events, he continued, the news media have "rushed to get the band back together again": Kristol appeared on ABC News on Iraq; Wolfowitz on NBC News; and Graham on CBS News and CNN. None of those fellows, however, has reaped the exposure of Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), who was all over the television last week in the midst of the Iraq breakdown. Or, as Stewart put it, "And since John McCain was one of the wrongest before and during the war, it"s only fitting that in this current crisis, he was on so many shows, you"d think he just won "Dancing With the Stars." "
"We had that war won, and we blew it," McCain said in one of his media ops. After abridging some of McCain"s hawkish views on overseas hot spots, Stewart finished, "The John McCain military victory plan for America is the same as the John McCain media strategy: Be everywhere, forever."
GOP Foreign Policy, Be Everywhere Forever!