Vaccinations Lead To Drug Addiction [Pic]

Submitted by: SweepOfDeath 1 year ago Weird

First autism and now this. They"ll try anything. But who can resist heroin? Sweet, sweet heroin...
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Male 916
must be because the 15% who aren`t properly vaccinated don`t live to an age where drug use would be an option.
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Male 3,310
Me and my bros like to shot up MMR vaccinations then go drink a zima.
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Male 550
Gotta love a Snoper @pythonline

keepin the obvious jokes real for the idiots
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Male 550
100% of ALL RAPISTS, MURDERERS, THIEVES, TERRORISTS and CRIMINALLY INSANE drink WATER.

WATER is a gateway drug.
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Male 15
*cough* *cough*
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Male 2,143
I LOVE it when the Idiots point themselves out so we can laugh at them.
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Male 554
i say let them not vaccinate themselves... think of it as evolution at work
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Male 1,106
Damn trolling memes. Thank you GEoDLeto for pointing out that this ad is a fake meant to stir up awareness.
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Male 194
Ah, more canned stupidity.
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Male 4,431
We don`t need worry about samples here. If somewhere between 85-100% of a population get vaccinated, we can make this type of claim about anything. As others have said, "Studies show that (of) children who drink water, 100% are more likely to take heroine than those who don`t." That doesn`t mean 100% will, obviously, but that those who *do* take heroine, 100% of them will have consumed water. You could say the same about wearing shoes. Getting hair cuts, etc.
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Male 579
Is there such a thing as logic OCD? ...because this one is totally throwing my logic circuits into a tizzy!
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Male 5,904
Holy poo I hate people. I don`t get this anti vaccination movement. People CLEARLY don`t understand how they work.
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Male 5,811
howdovaccinescauseautism.com

Same applies for heroin.
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Male 711
`and uses homeopathy on her dog.`

Wow.
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Male 5,620
Angilion - that is the point of peer reviewing..

We catch stuff like sample size problems. The best sample is a random sample, but you don`t always get those. You do bring up a good point though.
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Male 5,620
I`d rather not loose my child to stupidity.
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Male 5,874
Does this mean that 99.99999% of UK Adults are potential junkies?
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Female 7,833
It would be funny if at some point someone will take this seriously. I just had a furious row with some silly tart about vaccination- ignorant cow has no clue, left school with 1 gcse and uses homeopathy on her dog. I am hoping the father will get it done without mentioning it to her...
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Female 1,516
I guess I beat the odds. LoL
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Male 14,773
derp.

At least the CIA is not using vaccinations to target drone massacres.

Any more (or so they promise)
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Male 4,893

What a bore.
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Male 12,365
It is a joke. GEoDLeto provided links a few posts down - it was a `shop from the Something Awful forums, where people had a go at creating the most ridiculous anti-vaccination posters they could think of.
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Male 1,421
I`m pretty sure this is a joke... if not well.. it is still a joke to all that have fully functional brains.
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Male 12,365
It would be possible to rig a study to get the stated results by sample selection:

Group A is selected from people with a relatively high chance of heroin use. Bad inner city area, maybe. Whatever selection criterion works. Also, only choose those with a vaccination record, in order to make sure your sample doesn`t include anyone who wasn`t vaccinated.

Group B is selected from people whose parents deliberately didn`t have them vaccinated and who come from nice areas.

Job done - heroin use will be much more common in group A than in group B. Nothing to do with vaccination, of course, but the point was rigging the numbers, not showing the truth.

Rigging studies is so easily done that anyone doing a genuine study has to go to some length to avoid rigging it accidentally. If you want to rig a study, you can get almost any numbers you want.
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Male 1,444
Logic? We don` need no sticken logic!
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Male 12,365
[quote]Angilion you`re right in a sort of alarmist kind of way.[/quote]

I have an interest in some times and places in history, so I`ve read quite a lot about history in general. That`s enough to make anyone a bit alarmist, because history is disease, disease and more disease. Up until WW2, disease was still the biggest killer even in a war.

[quote]To read about the reality, see here.[/quote]

The CDC saying essentially the same thing. It sounds far less bad because the only example they can put hard numbers on is pertussis, which has a low death rate.

[quote]In fact, if we could vaccinate *everyone* in the world, those diseases *would* be eradicated and we wouldn`t need vaccines.[/quote]

Which is what happened with smallpox, but it only works for germs that exist *only* in humans and it`s probably impossible nowadays. Smallpox was a different time and scenario - it was killing ~6m a year.
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Male 819
"@SmagBoy1: 1)Collect people who have done heroin. 2)Ask if they have been vaccinated in their life. 3)??? 4) Profit."

Your study relies on heroine addicts knowing their childhood vaccinations... fail....
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Male 1,035
Every heroin addict has drank water STOP drinking water
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Male 2,675
Yes, because all children love the vaccination injections SOOOOO much.
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Male 10,845
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Male 250
@SmagBoy1: 1)Collect people who have done heroin. 2)Ask if they have been vaccinated in their life. 3)??? 4) Profit.
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Male 242
Here
and here

Trolls keep on trollin`
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Male 9
Of course there is an 85% higher chance...because there is an 85% higher chance they will live to be old enough to use heroin.
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Male 4,431
Angilion you`re right in a sort of alarmist kind of way. To read about the reality, see here. In fact, if we could vaccinate *everyone* in the world, those diseases *would* be eradicated and we wouldn`t need vaccines. But to imply we`re worse off by taking them? That`s not correct. At all.
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Male 4,431
Fun with statistics. The statement is likely true, statistically-speaking, but it`s the classic case of causation and correlation most assuredly *not* being the same thing. You could say something very similar about attending kindergarten or wearing shoes.
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Male 8
I wouldn`t say parody. More like satire.
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Male 3,314
Notice the 800 number is one digit short?
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Female 688
I`d say that Jenny McCarthy wrote that ad, but there are multiple syllable words, so my guess is no; but she was probably the inspiration behind it.
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Female 1,312
Bullcrap!!!! I had all my vaccinations and NOT once did I even think about doing any drugs of any sort.

Stupid freaking lying statistics!!!!
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Male 12,365
[quote]It`s crap like this that breathes new life in diseases that have been eliminated from our country.[/quote]

It`s a real risk. Only one infectious human disease has been genuinely eliminated (smallpox). All the rest of the age-old killers are being suppressed by mass vaccination. If herd immunity is broken, we`re in deep trouble. Modern society is more connected and more fragile and won`t withstand a plague.
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Male 3,081
Is their logo a kid sucking off the pope?
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Male 4,746
This has to be a parody.
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Male 820
It`s crap like this that breathes new life in diseases that have been eliminated from our country.
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Male 12,365
Is this a parody? The anti-vaccination position is so irrational that I really can`t tell whether this is parody or something they actually believe.
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Male 938
Link: Vaccinations Lead To Drug Addiction [Pic] [Rate Link] - First autism and now this. They`ll try anything. But who can resist heroin? Sweet, sweet heroin...
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