They Can Dole It Out, But They Can`t Take It [Pic]

Submitted by: Crap4Brains 1 year ago in Weird

Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to have sexy time with these.
There are 11 comments:
Female 2,691
Yeah, but the guy down the street gots some MuthaF***in` fresh pineapples.
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Male 15,832
[quote]I want some Bollock sized grapes...[/quote]
They`re kinda sour when you pick `em that small.
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Male 892
Why is it that pictures with the word f#$%ing is ok but if I tried to post a comment about how I like to F%^k pineapples it would get denied?
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Male 11,740
But where are the c&ck sucking apples?
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Male 478
Damn auto correct.:(
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Male 478
I have a newspaper ad from 1998 for Belmont Beverage saying "Over Forty pooty Wines On Sale".
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Male 13,624
I want some Bollock sized grapes, some melons the size of anna nicoles tits, and a bunch of banana`s bigger than dirk digglers c ock
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Male 7,031

They make a great fruit salad mixed in with some organic g*ddamn strawberries.
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Male 2,332
I don`t care how fresh they are, they`re still drating pineapples
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Male 7,775
Gimmie a fresh f***** pineapple and a pound of twatting bananas.
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Male 648
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