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The 25 Best Types Of Porn, Ranked [Pic]

These days, “a beautiful photo of a sandwich” isn”t just a beautiful photo of a sandwich, and “a snazzy photo of a Mercedes” isn”t just a snazzy photo of a Mercedes. They”re porn, and don”t let anyone tell you otherwise.

It”s not quite clear when we started using the word “porn” to describe all things visually appealing. But here we are, and if you can”t beat them, join them with a massive ranking of porn types, I guess? Here they are in order of greatness.

25. Quote Porn

inspirational quote

Generally a lot less inspirational than you think… unless you”re in the mood.

24. Fitness Porn

Feels like it exists solely to make us feel bad about ourselves.

23. Nail Polish Porn

nail art

Isn”t that just going to chip?

22. Car Porn

Some cars are cool no matter what.

21. Shoe Porn

Who doesn”t love shoes?

20. Cityscape Porn

nyc skyline

Beautiful, you probably think your city is the most beautiful, unless you live in Detroit.

19. Hair Porn

hair model braid

OK, now we”re starting to get a little bit jealous.

18. Wedding Porn

gorgeous beach wedding

Sort of repulsive to look at, but in a romantic repulsive way. *cough* sand in everything *cough*

17. Room Porn

interior design

Move over, Martha Stewart.

16. Gadget Porn

gadget

Drones are scary, but we still like to look at them for some reason.

15. House Porn

mansion

How much does it cost? Doesn”t matter; give me one.

14. Cocktail Porn

fancy cocktail

If it”s got alcohol in it, it”s worth drinking.

13. Vacation Porn

vacation destination

Ugh. I wanna a vacation wahhhhhhhh!

12. Cabin Porn

cabin norway

Cabins, for the reclusive hermit in us all.

11. Garden Porn

longwood gardens

Ughhhhhhhhhhh. I wanna garden wahhhhhhhh!

10. Book Porn

a little book porn. from my collection of 17th-18th century armorial book. yes i

Beautiful AND it makes you seem smart. Key word SEEM.

9. Map Porn

Map Porn - Most Popular US Attractions

There is no such thing as “too many maps.”

8. Design Porn

miami international airport
(via AP)

Shut up and take our money.

7. Abandoned Places Porn

abandoned mill

Get me out of this office.

6. Photography Porn

GET ME OUT OF THIS OFFICE.

5. Earth Porn

rock arch

CAN YOU HEAR ME, PEOPLE?

4. History Porn

brooklyn bridge 1914

Oooooooooooh. OK, I will stay.

3. Space Porn

It”s. Just. So. Majestic.

2. Actual Porn

porn

Classic. Excuse me, I need some time to myself.

1. Food Porn

OM NOM NOM. GIMME. GIMME. GIMME.

Uh, it”s not what you think… Is your favorite “fetish” listed? (You”re so nasty!)

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Date: 06/03/15 02:02 PM

31 Responses to The 25 Best Types Of Porn, Ranked [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 10:36 am
    Link: The 25 Best Types Of Porn, Ranked - Uh, it`s not what you think... Is your favorite `fetish` listed? (You`re so nasty!)
  2. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 2:45 pm
    22 is an Aston
  3. Profile photo of MelCervini
    MelCervini Female 50-59
    2200 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 2:56 pm
    pfft no tentacles? im out...
  4. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 3:17 pm
    The word "porn" has officially gone too far.
  5. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 3:42 pm
    I must be proper old, never shagged a building, or a garden ...
  6. Profile photo of Denogginizer
    Denogginizer Male 30-39
    821 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 3:53 pm
    The word "porn" I being thrown around a bit loosely.
  7. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 4:09 pm

    @Runemang

    "The word `porn` has officially gone too far."

    And the moron who first applied the word " porn" to this type of everyday stuff probably thought he was cutting edge.
  8. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32822 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 4:15 pm
    #15 Oh YES! I`ll move in by next Tuesday...

    VV The term "porn" is in the English Language to stay, no point complaining about it. As in "Food porn" and "Garden porn" :-)
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    spanz Male 50-59
    882 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 5:25 pm
    What, no GUN PORN????
  10. Profile photo of bigkkm
    bigkkm Male 50-59
    98 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 5:27 pm
    All good. Except your premise for #20 is way messed up.
    You must love this skyline!
  11. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 5:49 pm
    I`m number 7 all the way. Any time any where baby.
  12. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 5:58 pm
    @bigkkm: that is just a very small portion of the Detroit skyline. You know just beyond that is the East Side, where a new body is found most every day. Detroit is a poo hole.
  13. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 7:31 pm
    Does this mean that actual porn is now called porn porn?

    I`m impressed by that person`s strength to weight ratio and balance, especially balance. She barely hesitates to maintain balance during movement.
  14. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32822 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 7:41 pm
    [quote">What, no GUN PORN????[/quote">
    @spanz: Excellent point!!

    Here you Go Bro!
  15. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 11:21 pm
    What? No computer porn?



    Look at that sexy beast.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7564 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 11:21 pm
    House porn all the way. I have Lucinda Lycett-Greens book on English manor houses By the bed for emergency reading.
  17. Profile photo of Sleepyhallow
    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 11:41 pm
    Actually, this would be a little closer to true Gun Porn
  18. Profile photo of Sleepyhallow
    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 11:44 pm
    Or This
  19. Profile photo of LemonCurry
    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 12:17 am
    i find it disconcerting that food porn beats porn porn. no wonder we got an obesity problem.
  20. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 12:27 am
    Definitely Space porn for me. I`m a keen amateur astronomer and most of my bedside books are astronomy or physics ones.

    Last night however I discovered `cheap retirement porn` when I googled where I could retire to now on my military pensions..... I was hooked from the first blog I read about living in Vietnam on a $1000 a month. Spent all last night looking at blogs about living/retiring there.
  21. Profile photo of MelCervini
    MelCervini Female 50-59
    2200 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 12:42 am
    okay the gun porn broght me back... yumm.... but OMG @CrakrJak I just had a geekgasm looking at that sabertooth... woof!
  22. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14626 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 2:19 am
    It ain`t porn unless you can masturbate to it.
  23. Profile photo of spanz
    spanz Male 50-59
    882 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 2:36 am
    Thanks 5Cats!
  24. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 3:18 am
    "It ain`t porn unless you can masturbate to it."


    Fair enough... name an exception.

  25. Profile photo of CynicalGamer
    CynicalGamer Male 40-49
    450 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 3:42 am
    Your Mom.
  26. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 4:22 am
    @CynicaslGamer

    "Your mom"

    and they say wit is dead....


    Still, Yeah go ahead and wank over my mom... but bring a shovel otherwise it just looks like you`re mourning.
  27. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4855 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 6:48 am
    Personally, I think referring to "all things visually appealing" as "porn" is really stupid.
  28. Profile photo of hamptoninn
    hamptoninn Male 30-39
    57 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 8:28 am
    Pornography comes from two Greek words:
    Porn(ea) - meaning fornication or illicit sex
    Graphe - meaning writing

    So it should be food-ography, not food-porn, unless you plan on having sex with the food.
  29. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4855 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 9:32 am
    @hamptoninn,
    Here it is!
  30. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 10:05 am
    Hampton and Broize, I hate you both. Now, I have THAT in my head.

    I need brain bleach. And some pie...
  31. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4855 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 3:27 pm
    @CodeJockey,
    Remember to use a condom. We don`t want any "accidents", do we?

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