The 25 Best Types Of Porn, Ranked [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 2 years ago in Misc NSFW


 

These days, "a beautiful photo of a sandwich" isn"t just a beautiful photo of a sandwich, and "a snazzy photo of a Mercedes" isn"t just a snazzy photo of a Mercedes. They"re porn, and don"t let anyone tell you otherwise.


 

It"s not quite clear when we started using the word "porn" to describe all things visually appealing. But here we are, and if you can"t beat them, join them with a massive ranking of porn types, I guess? Here they are in order of greatness.


 

25. Quote Porn


 


 

inspirational quote


 

Generally a lot less inspirational than you think... unless you"re in the mood.


 

24. Fitness Porn


 


 


 

Feels like it exists solely to make us feel bad about ourselves.


 

23. Nail Polish Porn


 


 

nail art


 

Isn"t that just going to chip?


 

22. Car Porn


 


 


 

Some cars are cool no matter what.


 

21. Shoe Porn


 


 


 

Who doesn"t love shoes?


 

20. Cityscape Porn


 


 

nyc skyline


 

Beautiful, you probably think your city is the most beautiful, unless you live in Detroit.


 

19. Hair Porn


 


 

hair model braid


 

OK, now we"re starting to get a little bit jealous.


 

18. Wedding Porn


 


 

gorgeous beach wedding


 

Sort of repulsive to look at, but in a romantic repulsive way. *cough* sand in everything *cough*


 

17. Room Porn


 


 

interior design


 

Move over, Martha Stewart.


 

16. Gadget Porn


 


 

gadget


 

Drones are scary, but we still like to look at them for some reason.


 

15. House Porn


 


 

mansion


 

How much does it cost? Doesn"t matter; give me one.


 

14. Cocktail Porn


 


 

fancy cocktail


 

If it"s got alcohol in it, it"s worth drinking.


 

13. Vacation Porn


 


 

vacation destination


 

Ugh. I wanna a vacation wahhhhhhhh!


 

12. Cabin Porn


 


 

cabin norway


 

Cabins, for the reclusive hermit in us all.


 

11. Garden Porn


 


 

longwood gardens


 

Ughhhhhhhhhhh. I wanna garden wahhhhhhhh!


 

10. Book Porn


 


 

a little book porn. from my collection of 17th-18th century armorial book. yes i


 

Beautiful AND it makes you seem smart. Key word SEEM.


 

9. Map Porn


 


 

Map Porn - Most Popular US Attractions


 

There is no such thing as "too many maps."


 

8. Design Porn


 


 

miami international airport

 (via AP)


 

Shut up and take our money.


 

7. Abandoned Places Porn


 


 

abandoned mill


 

Get me out of this office.


 

6. Photography Porn


 


 


 

GET ME OUT OF THIS OFFICE.


 

5. Earth Porn


 


 

rock arch


 

CAN YOU HEAR ME, PEOPLE?


 

4. History Porn


 


 

brooklyn bridge 1914


 

Oooooooooooh. OK, I will stay.


 

3. Space Porn


 


 


 

It"s. Just. So. Majestic.


 

2. Actual Porn


 


 

porn


 

Classic. Excuse me, I need some time to myself.


 

1. Food Porn


 


 


 

OM NOM NOM. GIMME. GIMME. GIMME.


Uh, it"s not what you think... Is your favorite "fetish" listed? (You"re so nasty!)
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There are 32 comments:
Male 6,068
@CodeJockey,
Remember to use a condom. We don`t want any "accidents", do we?
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Male 5,624
Hampton and Broize, I hate you both. Now, I have THAT in my head.

I need brain bleach. And some pie...
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Male 6,068
@hamptoninn,
Here it is!
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Male 57
Pornography comes from two Greek words:
Porn(ea) - meaning fornication or illicit sex
Graphe - meaning writing

So it should be food-ography, not food-porn, unless you plan on having sex with the food.
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Male 6,068
Personally, I think referring to "all things visually appealing" as "porn" is really stupid.
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Male 3,147
@CynicaslGamer

"Your mom"

and they say wit is dead....


Still, Yeah go ahead and wank over my mom... but bring a shovel otherwise it just looks like you`re mourning.
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Male 450
Your Mom.
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Male 3,147
"It ain`t porn unless you can masturbate to it."


Fair enough... name an exception.

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Male 1,381
Thanks 5Cats!
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Male 15,187
It ain`t porn unless you can masturbate to it.
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Female 4,190
okay the gun porn broght me back... yumm.... but OMG @CrakrJak I just had a geekgasm looking at that sabertooth... woof!
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Male 3,147
Definitely Space porn for me. I`m a keen amateur astronomer and most of my bedside books are astronomy or physics ones.

Last night however I discovered `cheap retirement porn` when I googled where I could retire to now on my military pensions..... I was hooked from the first blog I read about living in Vietnam on a $1000 a month. Spent all last night looking at blogs about living/retiring there.
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Male 1,104
i find it disconcerting that food porn beats porn porn. no wonder we got an obesity problem.
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Male 1,983
Or This
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Male 1,983
Actually, this would be a little closer to true Gun Porn
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Female 7,999
House porn all the way. I have Lucinda Lycett-Greens book on English manor houses By the bed for emergency reading.
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Male 17,512
What? No computer porn?



Look at that sexy beast.
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Male 40,349
[quote">What, no GUN PORN????[/quote">
@spanz: Excellent point!!

Here you Go Bro!
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Male 12,365
Does this mean that actual porn is now called porn porn?

I`m impressed by that person`s strength to weight ratio and balance, especially balance. She barely hesitates to maintain balance during movement.
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Male 2,085
@bigkkm: that is just a very small portion of the Detroit skyline. You know just beyond that is the East Side, where a new body is found most every day. Detroit is a poo hole.
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Male 758
I`m number 7 all the way. Any time any where baby.
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Male 98
All good. Except your premise for #20 is way messed up.
You must love this skyline!
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Male 1,381
What, no GUN PORN????
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Male 40,349
#15 Oh YES! I`ll move in by next Tuesday...

VV The term "porn" is in the English Language to stay, no point complaining about it. As in "Food porn" and "Garden porn" :-)
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Male 7,031

@Runemang

"The word `porn` has officially gone too far."

And the moron who first applied the word " porn" to this type of everyday stuff probably thought he was cutting edge.
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Male 820
The word "porn" I being thrown around a bit loosely.
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Male 13,630
I must be proper old, never shagged a building, or a garden ...
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Male 2,675
The word "porn" has officially gone too far.
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Female 4,190
pfft no tentacles? im out...
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Male 1,015
22 is an Aston
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Female 8,043
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