Judge Beats Up Lawyer During Trial

Submitted by: normalfreak2 2 years ago in Funny

I"ll give a cookie to the first person who guesses what state this took place in.
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Male 12,365
Trial by combat used to be part of the justice system. Perhaps the judge was just being very traditional :)
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Male 486
The lawyer could reasonably argue that he interpreted the judge`s word "fight" as "argue" or "discuss," then was criminally assaulted by the judge. A run-of-the-mill invitation to the back chambers escalated into a fierce beating. I`ll bet he will sue for physical injury, psychological injury, punitive damages, and defamation to his professional career. This might net the lawyer millions. I hope it does, and they take that judge`s house away, because that judge is a jackass.
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Male 15,832
If a judge tells you to sit the f*** down and shut the f*** up, you had better sit the f*** down and shut the f*** up. Usually the bailiff will make you sit the f*** down and shut the f*** up. It must have been his day off.
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Male 40,277
Ooo, the lawyer refused to "waive" various motions, which would have sped up the trial. I guess he`s hoping for reduced charges or dismissal?

Meanwhile, that Judge has issues! What a fiasco.
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Male 40,277
If it`s mutual? Why face charges? Fighting in public I suppose, but no sort of `assault`.

Meanwhile, there`s a longer version of this in the suggestions screen, I`ll give it a look-see.

Also: I presume the Judge won, lolz! People were clapping.
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Male 7,774
Both of these should be struck off.
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Male 7,123
So if my lawyer, despite mortal wounds, manages to gouge out the judge`s eyes and crush his skull I win, right?
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Male 7,787
How can no charges for assault be filed in this case? Are Judges and lawyers above the law? Shouldn`t the cops that separated these two knuckleheads have them arrested as well? I know if I went out and had a scuffle with someone I`d be charged..
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Male 91
Guessing it has the letters F-A-I-L
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Male 5,624
"what did the lawyer do to deserve this?"
He refused to go against his client`s wishes.

They will probably both be suspended as one said "let`s go out back" and the other accepted.
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Male 2,528
Haha! Even people in Florida don`t want anything to do with Florida teams.
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Male 7,123
Florida?
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Male 7,787
Now I`m not an expert in legalese but what did the lawyer do to deserve this?
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Male 7,787
Link: Judge Beats Up Lawyer During Trial [Rate Link] - I`ll give a cookie to the first person who guesses what state this took place in.
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