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Date: 06/04/15 09:12 AM

14 Responses to Judge Beats Up Lawyer During Trial

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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
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    June 4, 2014 at 6:14 am
    Link: Judge Beats Up Lawyer During Trial - I`ll give a cookie to the first person who guesses what state this took place in.
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
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    June 4, 2014 at 9:28 am
    Now I`m not an expert in legalese but what did the lawyer do to deserve this?
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    June 4, 2014 at 9:36 am
    Florida?
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    June 4, 2014 at 9:45 am
    Haha! Even people in Florida don`t want anything to do with Florida teams.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 9:50 am
    "what did the lawyer do to deserve this?"
    He refused to go against his client`s wishes.

    They will probably both be suspended as one said "let`s go out back" and the other accepted.
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    FontFace Male 18-29
    91 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 11:58 am
    Guessing it has the letters F-A-I-L
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
    4084 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 12:27 pm
    How can no charges for assault be filed in this case? Are Judges and lawyers above the law? Shouldn`t the cops that separated these two knuckleheads have them arrested as well? I know if I went out and had a scuffle with someone I`d be charged..
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    June 4, 2014 at 12:49 pm
    So if my lawyer, despite mortal wounds, manages to gouge out the judge`s eyes and crush his skull I win, right?
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 3:12 pm
    Both of these should be struck off.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    June 4, 2014 at 3:36 pm
    If it`s mutual? Why face charges? Fighting in public I suppose, but no sort of `assault`.

    Meanwhile, there`s a longer version of this in the suggestions screen, I`ll give it a look-see.

    Also: I presume the Judge won, lolz! People were clapping.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    June 4, 2014 at 3:40 pm
    Ooo, the lawyer refused to "waive" various motions, which would have sped up the trial. I guess he`s hoping for reduced charges or dismissal?

    Meanwhile, that Judge has issues! What a fiasco.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 9:02 pm
    If a judge tells you to sit the f*** down and shut the f*** up, you had better sit the f*** down and shut the f*** up. Usually the bailiff will make you sit the f*** down and shut the f*** up. It must have been his day off.
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    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 10:29 pm
    The lawyer could reasonably argue that he interpreted the judge`s word "fight" as "argue" or "discuss," then was criminally assaulted by the judge. A run-of-the-mill invitation to the back chambers escalated into a fierce beating. I`ll bet he will sue for physical injury, psychological injury, punitive damages, and defamation to his professional career. This might net the lawyer millions. I hope it does, and they take that judge`s house away, because that judge is a jackass.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 4, 2014 at 11:12 pm
    Trial by combat used to be part of the justice system. Perhaps the judge was just being very traditional :)

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