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Date: 06/12/15 01:34 PM

12 Responses to Did Male Crotch Evolve To Avoid A Kick? [Pic+]

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    handimanner Male 60-69
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    June 12, 2014 at 9:03 am
    Link: Did Male Crotch Evolve To Avoid A Kick? - More funny from WB Smith.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2014 at 1:56 pm
    See, I don`t buy this. Firstly, it`s really damn vulnerable still. Secondly, would there have been enough sterilization caused by kicking to have actually caused a massive alteration in the structure of all humans` ball sacks? (Same thing with the whole face thing, too).
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    June 12, 2014 at 3:09 pm
    Didnt work too well did it
    still hurts like a bugger when you even just get a tap across the jewels
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    June 12, 2014 at 3:44 pm
    Coincidentally there was an article on the BBC news website this week suggesting the male face evolved to take a punch.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
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    June 12, 2014 at 4:03 pm
    Andrew, I think social history will prove that man`s balls just get bigger and bigger. Meanwhile Australopithecus just kicked himself into extinction.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    June 12, 2014 at 4:10 pm
    Growing up, my sisters never had a problem locating- with a thrusting foot- my mobile-y increased hominid ball sack.
    Mebbe it`s a chick thing.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
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    June 12, 2014 at 4:45 pm
    Specifically the genus is Homo balls, however, the female of the species may have heightened connectivity to the area (ball-sack).
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
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    June 12, 2014 at 4:45 pm
    I think I agree with Andrew. All guys get kicked/hit in the berries a few times at least, but it`s very rare that they get kicked so hard they become steril.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    June 12, 2014 at 5:06 pm
    Well it ain`t just kicked though is it... I bet we`ve all sat down on them at some point and felt sick to the stomach just because half an inch of ball has been squashed underneath us.

    I wish some women could have balls just for a day just to experience how much they drating hurt at the slightest tap.

    Blow jobs and ball sucking.... fanastic in theory... but really, are there many of us here that haven`t had to interject at some point with the words `ffs...gently.....gent...ly.`

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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
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    June 13, 2014 at 12:32 am
    Bullpoo! Then why is there similar development in the majority of male mammals on the planet?

    Was there some point in the evolutionary past where every living thing on land was kicking each other in the nuts?
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
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    June 17, 2014 at 12:09 am
    My virgin eyeballs! Heh-heh...
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    handimanner Male 60-69
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    June 12, 2015 at 9:13 pm
    I think I can definitely prove this is a repost. This is my original piece. I am WB Smith and I posted this one year ago to support a new humor site I was writing for.

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